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CLEAR THE WAY! AMANDA BYNES IS COMING AND SHE’S NOT LOOKING AT THE ROAD!



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Lindsay Lohan must be thrilled. Another child star, Amanda Bynes, seems to have picked up where Lindsay left off. Ever since her DIU after side-swiping a police car last week, the “Hairspray” star has been clubbing with a vengeance. And she drives all the time! Here she is nonchalantly texting while her eyes should be on the road as she pulls away from Chateau Marmont. This won’t be the last we hear from HER.

KELLY OSBOURNE’S FIANCEE CHOSE A LOOKALIKE TRANSSEXUAL OVER HER

Kelly Osbourne angrily broke up with her fiance Luke Worrall when she found explicit texts he’d been sending to “model” Elle Schneider. What she might not have realized is that her femme boyfriend cheated on her with a transsexual who bore a striking resemblance to HER! Elle Schneider, 21, told the UK Mirror that her real name is Reynaldo Gonzalez and she’s a Cuban from Miami. Ell says when she and Luke met in a NY club she told him she was a transgender and it turned him on. They continued dating after Kelly finally gave Luke the boot. Hopefully, Kelly will be a better judge of character next time she gets engaged.

EVA LONGORIA CAUGHT TONY PARKER CHEATING WITH TEXTS

What a week for Eva Longoria. First she had to deny reports that her ballplayer husband Tony Parker filed for divorce on Monday, then today she filed for divorce HERSELF. Tony cheated on her with more than one woman – with hundreds of texts as evidence. One woman is a teammates wife. (Didn’t he learn ANYTHING from the Tiger Woods split?) Eva, who happens to be a nice girl, put up with a lot during their marriage – Tony was always whining that their separations were “difficult” for him and implying temptation. Eva’s close friend Mario Lopez says she is heartbroken over the situation. We wonder if the mistresses will be shopping around their stories.