Paris Hilton

Benji Madden Paris Hilton

PARIS HILTON TRIES HARDER TO KEEP THOSE FLASHBULBS POPPING

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We may be sick of looking at Paris Hilton, but when she appeared at Selfridge’s in London to promote her fragrance, they had to close the crowded street down. Apparently she figured that if she wore a goofy hat like Sarah Jessica Parker she’d get more attention and it worked. The Brits aren’t wild about Benji Madden – one reporter said his tattoos make him look like a burn victim.( Paris definitely has bigger feet than her boyfriend.) In summation, a lot of people stopped to gape at Paris, but perfume sales were reportedly disappointing.

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By hoodlum / May 16, 2008
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MTV Paris Hilton Reality Shows

PARIS HILTON IS ON THE PROWL FOR A BEST FRIEND AND GETTING PAID FOR IT

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It appears that Paris Hilton is having a happy shopping day with her sister and mother at the Nanette Lepore shop on Robertson. But looks are deceiving because she is actually fliming footage for her new MTV reality show, possibly titled “My New BFF.” As usual, Paris is in the company of her mother and sister because she has no female friends. Girls that Paris would LIKE to pal around with, want nothing to do with the boyfriend-stealing prevaricator. So maybe she’ll find one on this TV show.

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By hoodlum / May 13, 2008
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Fake! Hair! Paris Hilton

PARIS HILTON IS HOPING YOU WILL BUY YET ANOTHER FRIVOLOUS ITEM

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We love the idea of Paris Hilton coming out with a line of headbands with hair attached. Here she is in Italy promoting the product called “Bandit.” ANYONE can have a flip, instantly! The one she’s wearing actually matches and looks real – we wonder if that’s what the actual product looks like. Next she can expand the line to include baseball caps, knitted hats, berets, fedoras, and yarmulkes – all with hair attached.

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By hoodlum / April 14, 2008
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Benji Madden Engaged Paris Hilton Publicity

PARIS HILTON AND BENJI MADDEN WANT US TO THINK THEY'RE ENGAGED, AND WE HAVE A HARD TIME BELIEVING THEY'RE DATING

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We can’t help but laugh at the latest rumor about publicitymongers Paris Hilton and Benji Madden. They’re currently in Europe where Paris is touring with her so-called boyfriend Benji’s band Good Charlotte and drumming up press for themselves. Apparently there weren’t enough flashbulbs at their last gig so SOMEONE planted the rumor that Paris and Benji got engaged. Naturally, the europress got very excited, looking for a ring. How Paris and Benji keep a straight face through all this is a mystery.

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By hoodlum / April 10, 2008
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Fake! Kids Paris Hilton

PARIS HILTON WANTS US TO THINK SHE HAS A BIG HEART

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Paris Hilton wants you to like and respect her so she posed with these kids in an orphanage in South Africa. She’s there on tour with her boyfriend Benji Madden’s band Good Charlotte. Does ANYBODY think this is more than just a photo op? She’s USING these kids. Supposedly Paris signed autographs for them. Is that the best she can do? Brad and Angelina gave 8 million dollars to charity last year – without the photo ops.

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By hoodlum / March 21, 2008
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Liar, Liar! Paris Hilton

PARIS HILTON HAS MORE THAN A PASSING ACQUAINTANCE WITH MENDACITY

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As IF you needed another reason to be appalled by Paris Hilton. She was being interviewed for the E! channel and was asked “What was the WORST day of your life?” She answered in all sincerity “One time I was having dinner at Benihana and my dress got splashed with soy sauce!” How funny is THAT from a person who’s been arrested, spent time in jail, had her porn movie released on the internet, had flop movies, all in all been involved in multiple public embarrassments! Was she making a joke or just lying? We suspect she’s a liar because she went on to tell the interviewer that she ate peanut butter and jelly and banana sandwiches EVERY day.

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By hoodlum / February 12, 2008
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Elisha Cuthbert Gay Paris Hilton

DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION, PARIS HILTON TURNS "GAY"

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Pass the Adderall! Paris Hilton is STEAMING and ready to explode because Britney Spears and her problems have completely captivated the world press. Paris’s photo value has dropped dramatically. In an effort to revive her popularity, Paris wants us to believe that she’s turned GAY. At least part-time gay. She has a standing reservation at the Falcon club on Sunday nights, which is lesbian night. And of course she’s been cavorting with the openly gay star of “The L Word,” Katherine Moennig. THAT didn’t get her enough attention so Paris made a big deal out of smooching with Elisha Cuthbert, her “House of Wax” costar who’s now on “24,” at a New York club. Next we expect to see her on the back of k.d. lang’s motorcycle.

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By hoodlum / January 31, 2008
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Falcon Katherine Moennig Paris Hilton The L Word

PARIS HILTON GETS SOME GIRL ACTION AT FALCON ON LESBIAN NIGHT

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Wow- Paris Hilton seems to be doing her best imitation of Nicole Richie in this picture. Aside from the resemblance- has anyone noticed that there haven’t been so many Paris photos circulating lately? She must be livid that Britney has stolen her thunder. Paris took advantage of her newfound privacy by going to Falcon on lesbian night the last two Sundays in a row. A witness says she wore a brunette wig the first time she was there. Paris went to the girl bar and hung out with one of the stars on “The L Word,” Katherine Moennig. Tomboy Katherine plays Shane on the show and she happens to be Gwyneth Paltrow’s cousin. As far as we know, no photos of Paris carousing have been taken at Falcon.

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By hoodlum / January 17, 2008
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Alex Vaggo Paris Hilton

PARIS HILTON AND HER BOYFRIEND STOCK UP ON ART SUPPLIES

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Paris Hilton and her Swedish boyfriend Alex Vaggo visited Pearl art supply in Beverly Hills and giddily loaded up and paints and brushes and all kinds of paper – Maybe they’re planning to do their own Christmas decorating. Interesting how Paris now has BROWN hair – is it a dye job or did she have a wig cut to match her own haircut?

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By hoodlum / December 3, 2007
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