Madonna

GUESS WHO’S LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND

Maybe the fact that she’s now single has inspired Madonna to fall back into old habits. You might remember, she had times in her life when nudity and shock value were very important to her- usually between boyfriends. Her fans had widely varying reactions to this questionable photo she posted and captioned “jet lag.” As usual there were guys drooling, but plenty of scolding, too. Some were gagging and called her a narcissist. Others feared this pic would “damage her legacy.” Others accused her of “trying way tooo hard” and suggested she “get help.” An older more practical fan commented “I cringe for your kids.” We’re guessing Madonna won’t read the negative comments, but we do hope she finds a boyfriend soon…

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RAPPERS BEWARE: MADONNA IS ON THE PROWL

Madonna is clearly single and out and about with girlfriends! She was at the now-famous Dave Chappelle performance at the Hollywood Bowl where he was tackled onstage last night. She probably had a close-up view of the event because she was wearing an all-access badge around her neck. Her comment: “Last night was so strange- the world is upside down.” Afterward she went to the Nice Guy and we have a feeling she’s in the mood for a new rapper boyfriend, judging by the way she was dressed: shorts with fishnet tights, a Balenciaga sweater, an LV scarf, and loads of neck chains- not to mention platinum braids…

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MADONNA: NEW FACE, NEW BOYFRIEND

While we were obsessing over The Slap and Johnny Depp’s courtroom drama, Madonna, 63, was quietly breaking up with her boyfriend of four years, dancer Ahlamalik Williams, 28. They first met during her Rebel Heart tour in 2015 and got together in 2018. He has been conspicuously absent from her social media for the past few months. She recently posted a vague commentary about Karma mentioning “when somebody in your life is not right for you…” Apparently their isolation during the pandemic did NOT bring them closer together. Williams has packed up his stuff and moved out of her New York home.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA Madonna and Ahlamalik at the airport with her family before Covid

LUCKY LOURDES LEON DID NOT INHERIT HER MOTHER’S HEIGHT

Lourdes León’s modeling career is still booming – her latest conquest is Calvin Klein, who wants to show that he’s not as classic as he used to be. Lourdes looks good here because she’s not wearing the heavy makeup and false eyelashes she usually sports. She looks her age- 25- and like her mother Madonna, she does not shave her underarms. Note that she’s wearing MEN’S CK boxer shorts – Calvin wants his customers to wear whatever underwear is comfortable for them – no matter their gender. Lourdes is lucky to be around 5’7,” that’s 5 or 6 inches taller than her mother…

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JULIA GARNER: HAS SHE GOT WHAT IT TAKES?

As we speak, Madonna is still tearing out her hair, trying to decide WHO will star as herself in her upcoming biopic Madame X. Her fans are favoring Ozark star Julia Garner, 28, because there IS more than a passing a resemblance. Although in real life Julia is soft-spoken, she’s capable of flashing some hard-boiled looks like the impatient young Madonna. Madonna herself has her eye on Little Women star UK actress Florence Pugh. Both actresses are taller than Madonna who is actually about 5’2.” (We have stood next to her.) Florence has the edge because she can sing and dance (watch her on youtube) and Madonna has been really fussy about that at auditions. Can you imagine how nerve-wracking it would be to audition for Madonna to play HER?

Photo: Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen

WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON AT THIS HOLLYWOOD PARTY?

The day after Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson enjoyed pizza and Rite-Aid ice cream, Kanye West turned up at a party at Delilah. Here’s an interesting group that gathered in one corner of the place. Kanye plopped himself down right next to Madonna – unnecessarily increasing his chances of being photographed. He had dressed his cooperative girlfriend Julia Fox in some dangerously low cut leather pants that made her a paparazzi target and the couple made a point of doing some serious smooching for the cameras. Madonna was NOT with her boyfriend at the party, but she couldn’t seem to keep her hands off that young woman leaning on her lap. Boxer Floyd Mayweather and footballer Antonio Brown seemed amused by the whole situation…

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MADONNA AND ROCCO IN THE SWISS ALPS

Who knew Madonna liked to ski? She gathered all her kids and her New York entourage to spend the holidays in a chalet in Gstaad, Switzerland, the land of winter sports. The proud mom documented her 9 year old twin daughters Estere and Stelle’s progress with their ski instructor, but we have yet to observe Madonna in action on the slopes. It’s always fun to see her son Rocco because he is so addicted to fashion and loves retro style…

Photo: Instagram – Madonna and Rocco shopping in Gstaad

MADONNA AND HER BOYFRIEND LOOK LIKE THEY WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER

Madonna, 62, is enjoying the fantasy of filtered photographs as much as Khloe Kardashian – maybe more. In this photo she and her boyfriend Ahlamalik Williams, 27, appear to be about the same age! She posted this photo captioned “Happy birthday my love, thank you for opening my eyes …let’s get unconscious! She and her former backup dancer Malik have been together for two years and living in her NY apartment throughout the pandemic. Looks like he introduced her to the joys of cannabis.

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