L Ron Hubbard

L RON HUBBARD GETS CLOSER TO PERFECTION EVERY DAY

Here’s an interesting story we just heard about Scientology: A source told us about a friend who was experienced in editing and touching up and restoring photographs. This young woman was hired to work at a Scientology center and her job description was to work on the archival collection of photos of L Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology, and make sure all photographs of him were flattering. In his early years the science fiction writer ran with a bar-hopping boozy bunch of writers in LA. He was a messy guy and all evidence of THAT was unacceptable. Undesirable items were to be removed from pics– all liquor glasses and bottles, cigarettes, and maybe a bottle of pills that could be seen in the background, disappeared. And Hubbard was prettied up – spots were erased from his clothing, his hair was neatened up. Unattractive companions were also removed. All archival photos would eventually be re-imagined in ideal perfection. Before the job was finished, however, our girl was fired because someone overheard her on the phone talking about a wild night she had experienced and her behavior was judged as unseemly. So someone else was hired for the position of glorifying L Ron Hubbard.

WILL SURI CRUISE WEAR HEELS AND LIPSTICK TO SCIENTOLOGY SCHOOL?

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It’s back to school time and Suri Cruise doesn’t know it, but she’s already being subtly indoctrinated into Scientology beliefs at her pre-school. Suri is enrolled at the controversial school Will and Jada Smith started, New Village Leadership Academy in Calabasas, which uses L Ron Hubbard teaching principles and employs many Scientology staffers and teachers. The $12,000 a year school teaches kids Scientology terminology and jargon early on, and leads them to admire L Ron Hubbard to ease their way into the cult. Hopefully, Suri won’t lose her independent spirit.

WILL SMITH INSISTS HE IS NOT A SCIENTOLOGIST

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Will Smith must be getting worried that his connection to Scientology might be damaging his career or turning off his fans. On Monday the LA anti-Scientology group Anonymous was picketing the Scientology linked school (called the New Village Leadership Academy) that Will is opening. The school admits to using L Ron Hubbard’s “Study Tech” method for educating kids. Imagine the protesters surprise when Will showed up in person to chat with them! Will stated firmly “I am NOT a Scientologist.” Will went on to say that his son used the Scientology Study Tech method to learn to read and he became an avid reader, so Will likes the technique. The Anon people pointed out that using the study technique glorified Hubbard and Scientology. Will declared that his school had NO religious agenda and he would look into concerns brought up by protesters. Will admitted he didn’t know if the school was paying Scientology to use the teaching technique. The Anonymous group was favorably impressed with his earnest tone, but they remain vigilant. WE think that Tom Cruise’s buddy Jada Pinkett Smith is pulling the strings behind the scenes here, and that SHE is committed to Scientology more than Will.

THE REAL REASON TOM CRUISE IS PAYING OPRAH ANOTHER VISIT

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When we heard that Tom Cruise was planning a big two part appearance on Oprah’s show again – we didn’t believe for a minute the flimsy excuse for the event. Supposedly it’s to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the release of Tom’s movie “Risky Business.” As if anyone cares about that! We think the truth is that Tom is furious with Oprah for getting on the Eckhart Tolle bandwagon and promoting his book “A New Earth.” Tom reasons “Why isn’t she promoting L Ron Hubbard’s self improvement book “Dianetics?” After seeing what Oprah has done for Tolle’s popularity, Tom is scheming to introduce Oprah to Scientology in a positive way. Recruiting Oprah would be a like catching the biggest fish of all time. Oprah makes the Beckhams look like small potatoes. We don’t think she’ll bite, do you?