Kim Kardashian

KANYE WEST HAS A BONE TO PICK WITH KIM

Kanye West is no doubt be gnashing his teeth with annoyance since his ex Kim Kardashian posted this photo of herself basking in attention at the dinner party after the Balenciaga show in Paris that she walked in. Kanye became very chummy collaborating with the Balenciaga people in the past few years and HE drew Kim into the illustrious group. Now SHE’s the one that’s tight with Balenciaga and getting all their clothes. Above, she’s in head-to-toe Balenciaga, and even wore this black mask to dinner. Who cares about food when you can be photographed looking fabulous?

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NORTH WEST IS CULTIVATING EXPENSIVE HABITS

Not only does Kim Kardashian manage to get herself and her family invited to the hot ticket Paris Fashion Week designer shows, but she gets them dressed head-to-toe BY the designers. (There was a time when she couldn’t even finagle an invitation!) Jean-Paul Gaultier dressed three generations of Kardashians before they attended his show, and Kim and North are sporting mother/daughter nose rings with chains. North looks VERY happy to be included in the event and is already showing symptoms of fashion addiction and paparazzi appreciation.

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KIM KARDASHIAN DOESN’T MIND IF YOU STARE

One thing we have to admit about Kim Kardashian- she doesn’t pretend to be annoyed by a lot of attention. Some celebrities go out of their way to dodge fans and photographers by wearing sunglasses, hats, and masks – they are horrified by the idea of being noticed. Of course, if everybody totally STOPPED noticing them, they would feel worse. And they enjoy being noticed if it gets them a discount or a good table at a popular restaurant. But back to Kim- she never dresses DOWN or sneaks around trying to avoid paparazzi. She’s flattered and is honest about enjoying the attention – and why not? Kim shopped at Bergdorf Goodman today dressed like THIS, giving everyone an eyeful and something to talk about.

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BEING A KARDASHIAN MEANS GIVING UP COMFORT

Kim Kardashian and her 8 year old daughter North West certainly don’t dress like the rest of the people walking around in Portofino, Italy, but they have bodyguards to protect them from whatever. North is already taking fashion tips from mom – check out the jewelry, bustier (waist cincher?) and looong braids. It can’t be easy for Kim walking on those cobblestone streets in stilettos – eventually she had to take her shoes off and walk barefoot. The Kardashians never did seem to care much about being comfortable…

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KIM K IS NOWHERE NEAR THE SAME SIZE AS MARILYN MONROE

Kim Kardashian pulled a fast one with the Marilyn Monroe dress at the Met Gala. She bragged about losing 16 pounds so she could squeeze into the valuable gown, but that wasn’t enough. The dress could NOT be zipped up over Kim’s oversize bottom. SO special steps were taken – the back of the dress was left unzipped and kim wore that fluffy white wrap to cover the open part. She only wore the original dress when she was photographed arriving and walking upstairs at the Met for a few minutes. Once inside, she immediately changed into a DUPLICATE of the original dress that actually fit her, and then she could drop the wrap and walk around comfortably. Like a lot of women, we’re betting Kim WISHED she had Monroe’s figure, but she doesn’t…

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PETE DAVIDSON IS NOW A MODEL

We can’t help but wonder how much Kim Kardashian had to do with the fact that Pete Davidson is now the face of H&M’s menswear. No SNL comic that we know of as ever gone on to become a fashion icon. Since Pete was pulled into the limelight with Kim he has been bombarded with offers – seems like guys his age all want to be like him. H&M explains that young men “can relate to Pete – they buy vintage and mix in a few pieces from H&M.” Pete has also worked with Calvin Klein selling their briefs and a couple of other menswear lines. Pete Davidson is now making serious money as a model!

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PETE DAVIDSON IS NOW A PLUS-ONE

Tonight was a big deal because it was the first time Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson walked a red carpet together. You KNOW what that means. They arrived holding hands to the premier of the family’s Hulu series The Kardashians in Los Angeles. Pete’s participation in the show remains to be seen. Aside from all that, can you BELIEVE the volume of Kim’s backside? Does it even fit into an ordinary chair? This is indeed a strange and unexpected couple…

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KARDASHIAN SEX TAPE: WILL WE EVER KNOW THE TRUTH?

The Sun gleefully interviewed a notorious Hollywood sex tape broker who came close to buying the Kim Kardashian/Ray J sex tape back in 2006. The guy says he met with Ray J and Ray explained that Kim made the tape because she wanted to be more famous than her friend Paris Hilton and intended to release it free. RAy knew it was worth big money and the broker agreed and made a generous offer. He didn’t hear from Ray again and the video ended up at Vivid Entertainment – the company brags that it is their best selling movie of all time. Around 8 months after tape was released, the Kardashians got their reality series. The broker figures Kim made about 20 million (she denies) from the tape, and TMZ says Ray J collects $90,000 in royalties every 3 months. This is interesting- the tape broker also claims that a number of grossly graphic sex scenes were DELETED from the final tape – he believes that if they had been left IN, the Kardashian family would NOT have the success they have today.

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THE REAL KIM KARDASHIAN

Kim Kardashian got up early on Oscar morning to attend her son Saint’s soccer game. Little Saint looks like a mischievous handful (takes after his father?) and you can bet Kim has help with her to keep things under control. That’s Kim’s daughter North behind her, pulling a sweatshirt over her head. But most interesting is the fact that Kim has no visible makeup on and she looks just fine. In fact, she looks years younger. Looking extremely fake has long been the Kardashian template – wouldn’t it be nice if they took a tip from current fashion models and tried to look natural!

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KATHY GRIFFIN HAS NOTHING BAD TO SAY ABOUT THE KARDASHIANS

Kathy Griffin was quick to point out that Balenciaga and Kim Kardashian were not the first to use caution tape for the purpose of fashion. Griffin posted this vintage photo on Instagram captioned “Ahead of my time.” She did NOT have a negative word to say about Kim because she used to live next door to Kim and Kanye and Kim’s whole family was very nice to her – especially when she was blackballed for that photo of her with Donald Trump’s “head.” Kathy says most of her anti-Trump friends abandoned her at that time but the Kardashians were always good to her and she’s grateful.

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