Kanye West

KANYE’S MESSAGE TO KIM:

Kanye West,45, may be ACTING surprised as paparazzi shoot him at E. Baldi restaurant but he knew darn well they’d be there – that why he took his new girlfriend Juliana Nalu, 24, to the celebrity hangout for dinner. He wants to make sure that his ex Kim gets a good look at Juliana and HOPES she will feel pangs of jealousy. (Doubt it) Clearly he’s found another ambitious beauty who will let him dress her – right down to the big clunky boots- and flaunt her, and maybe make her famous. Surely Kim has had enough of this…

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JADEN SMITH HAS A BONE TO PICK WITH KANYE

When he arrived for the Louis Vuitton show in Paris, you just knew Jaden Smith, 24, was destined for the front row because he was draped head-to-toe in Vuitton. An interesting, but very odd outfit- the thick gold scarf and fish-scale top is wintery but the bare arms and stomach are definitely for warm weather. Yesterday, sensitive Jaden stormed OUT of Kanye West’s fashion show, appalled because Kanye was wearing a t-shirt that said WHITE LIVES MATTER. When we first saw the shirt we thought it was ridiculous and very funny and assumed Kanye meant it that way. Turns out a lot of people took the silly shirt VERY seriously and find sinister hidden meanings behind it. Jaden is one of them…

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KANYE WEST AND NORTH WEST HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON

Kanye West took his three oldest kids – North, 9, Saint, 6, and Chicago, 4, out to dinner in Paris during Fashion Week and North is starting to REALLY enjoy the limelight. She wore 4 inch platform boots with her all black outfit and the other kids also wore head-to-toe black. Even the nanny was dressed all in black. Earlier that day, Kanye had walked the runway in the Balenciaga fashion show wearing a black military oversize jacket with a hood, baseball cap, and dark glasses – essentially looking just the same as he has for the past six months OFF the runway…

 

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KANYE WEST HAS NO USE FOR BOOKS

It was no surprise when Kanye West announced that he was “a proud non-reader of books.” Anyone who has ever read his social media posts filled with awful grammar is aware of his educational shortcomings. Of course he wants YOU to buy and read the book of his “philosophies” that he “co-wrote,” called Thank You & You’re Welcome. Kanye calls himself a genius and CLAIMS he went to college – specifically American Academy of Art in Chicago, and Chicago State University (I’m from Chicago and never heard of either school. Are they accredited? ) Apparently he left the art school after a few months and started at the University where his mother happened to be an English professor. He left there in a hurry also. It’s not easy to be a student if you don’t read books!

 

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KANYE WEST HAS A BONE TO PICK WITH KIM

Kanye West is no doubt be gnashing his teeth with annoyance since his ex Kim Kardashian posted this photo of herself basking in attention at the dinner party after the Balenciaga show in Paris that she walked in. Kanye became very chummy collaborating with the Balenciaga people in the past few years and HE drew Kim into the illustrious group. Now SHE’s the one that’s tight with Balenciaga and getting all their clothes. Above, she’s in head-to-toe Balenciaga, and even wore this black mask to dinner. Who cares about food when you can be photographed looking fabulous?

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KANYE SCRAMMED AND LEFT A SMALL TOWN IN TATTERS

Kanye West’s grandiose plans to relocate Yeezy fashion headquarters to Cody, Wyoming were dashed long ago and now he can’t even unload the ranch he bought for himself and family there. You might remember Kim and their children reluctantly visiting him a few years back after he bought it and installed a go-kart track. It was obvious Kim could not picture herself living there. Kanye had promised the tiny town of Cody (pop. 9,810) that he would provide jobs  and enrich the town so they rolled out the red carpet for him. After Kim filed for divorce in Feb 2021, Kanye lost interest in his big ideas and put the properties he had bought there up for sale. So far his 11 million dollar ranch has had no offers and the town residents are very disappointed.

 

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CHANEY JONES’ BRAZILIAN BUTT LIFT PAID OFF

Kanye West’s latest girlfriend Chaney Jones, 24, is no fool – her Brazilian Butt has paid off big time! She’s a social media influencer whose following has grown as fast as her backside. Since hooking up with Kanye, she has morphed into a Kim Kardashian clone, giving Kanye exactly what he wants. The only drawback for Kanye might be the fact that she IS smart and educated and knows exactly what SHE wants. When he offered to buy her an Hermes Birkin bag like he gave to his previous girlfriend Julia Fox, Chaney told him EXACTLY which model of the collectible bag she dreamed of having. No surprise- it turned out to be perhaps the MOST expensive and hard-to-get bag of all. Kanye found it for $275,000 (imagine that -a handbag!) We predict she will need a bodyguard now when she carries it…

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WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON BETWEEN KANYE WEST AND ANTONIO BROWN?

At first glance you might assume this is a photo of Kanye West because of the fisherman boots, the black outfit and gloves, and the head covering with eye-holes. (Donda mask) But no, it’s actually football player Antonio Brown doing a first class imitation of the troubled rapper. Like Kanye, Antonio also dresses like this ON THE BEACH in Miami regardless of the weather. We’re surprised that anyone has picked up on Kanye’s weather and situation inappropriate fashion behavior, but Antonio took it a step further when he attempted to DRIVE with the head covering. He lost control of his Ferrari and jammed into the curb right outside of Craig’s, where the paparazzi were delighted to fully document the embarrassing incident. Will Antonio turn up with a Kim lookalike next?

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KANYE WEST AND THE JOY OF INTIMIDATION

Take a good look. This is how Kanye West walked out of his Los Angeles home Friday when the weather report was sunny – in the high sixties. He’s scarier looking than Pete Davidson. We’ve already discussed the fisherman boots, but cannot imagine what if feels like to wear leather pants, that heavy leather jacket, thick gloves, and the full ski mask in temperate weather. Kanye is selling his own Donda version of the head mask for $300, described as “engineered” by Balenciaga (with 2 zippers for eyes) but it doesn’t seem to have caught on yet – not even with criminals. Keep in mind, anti-vax Kanye’s head masks are useless and do NOT protect against Covid- he caught it a year ago. Kanye claims he wants to be recognized for his “art,” NOT his celebrity face.

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KANYE AND JULIA: IS THIS REALLY A ROMANCE?

There’s a steadily growing rumor circulating in Hollywood that Kanye West and his female companion Julia Fox do NOT have sex. The more they are seen out together, the more observers seem to believe this. Keep in mind, whenever they are seen in public, Kanye and Julia are followed by paparazzi – sometimes hired by Kanye. The couple look as though they enjoy trying on designer clothes in hotel rooms and making appearances at important events dressed to the nines. Afterward they seem to go their separate ways and tend to their own private lives until the next public get-together. It IS an interesting relationship…

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