Janet Charlton's

HOLLYWOOD

Oh boy!  Our guy seems to have it all.  A gorgeous wife, worldwide fame, influence, power, connections and wealth.  He’s also never looked better thanks to a costly regime of legal (and some illegal) supplements, steroids and human growth hormones.  Money being of no object, he’s determined to keep Father Time at bay, but there is a downside to some of his steroid treatments – his penis has shrunk to the size of a bite sized Tootsie Roll!  He’s popping Cialis like they’re breath mints but even that can’t combat the side of effects of the steroids.  His wife isn’t actually  complaining however, since the sex with him was never great to begin with.

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Sure she’s rich, famous, experiencing a career renaissance,  and best of all, happily married – or IS she? After years of being unlucky in love, our gal finally found her soulmate, settled down and even started a family.  This supposed love affair is being publicized like they’re Anthony and Cleopatra, but in REALITY they’re basically roomies with a contract. Getting married and becoming a mom gave our gal some credibility and helped pivot her career from has-been to somewhat relevant.  The secret is that her husband is gayer than a drag show, and she only married him to repair her tarnished party girl reputation.  One of her hubby’s young tricks recently threatened to go public about him being gay, so a sizable payout was made.  Our gal wasn’t happy about coughing up the cash, but luckily for her she has more than enough money, and in the end she decided protecting her happy family image was worth the cost.

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Our gal thought all of her wishes came true when she married the man of her dreams – he was rich, famous, and sexy, with a red hot career.  Things were great for a while – until fate took an unexpected turn.  Although he IS still famous, he’s no longer rich or sexy, and his career is a thing of the past.  In public our gal is standing by her man while he goes through some hard times, but privately she has already moved on and is secretly dating one of his associates.  She’s done her best to keep this hush- hush,  but it’s only a matter of time before her current marriage is over and she moves on to greener pastures.

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This very married blonde socialite celebrity is obsessed with her image.  She previously fell out of grace for some missteps, but somehow managed to avoid getting cancelled and regained her social standing.  Her nice girl image would be destroyed if word got out that she is cheating on her wealthy but bland husband,  and having a discreet affair with the former boyfriend of one her closest celebrity girlfriends.  The girlfriend, who’s equally as rich and famous, would be out for REVENGE if she found out, since she has yet to get over the  sexy boyfriend – she still refers to him as the “one who got away.”

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Lately she is popping up on every red carpet, magazine cover and important event – she even has landed some major brand campaigns.  Barely a few years ago, she was a very exclusive commodity for billionaires in Dubai, Saudi Arabia, and other oil rich countries. A former billionaire client fell madly in love with her and paid her a fortune to quit the business and be his secret girlfriend.  He introduced her to her current management team and picked up the tab for everything she needed to become famous. She’s well on her way to becoming a household name, and has suddenly forgotten about her unwritten deal with the former client.  He now feels he was USED and is threatening to reveal her secret unless she resumes sleeping with him.

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This Hollywood hunk has a reputation for being a legendary lover, with a trail of scandals and NDAs behind him. But here’s the unspoken truth – he hasn’t performed in years, which explains some of more bizarre sexual fetishes. Sources close to a recent flame say he relies on a discreet injection regimen and pops prescription drugs like breath mints to deal with his impotence.  And when he is able to get it up it seems to end even before it starts. Now we know why his kinks never seem to involve any sort of actual sexual activity.

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They say there’s no such thing as job security in the world of entertainment – but sometimes there are exceptions.  Far from being the most talented, this funnyman seems to have staying power like no other.  While many of his far more talented costars have been replaced throughout the years, our guy continues to collect a fat paycheck and now we know WHY.  Right after he was cast for this hit show, he somehow got his hands on a very incriminating video of the show’s producer in a very compromising and disturbing position.  He let the big boss know that his secret was locked away in the vault, and would stay there as long as he was appearing on the show.  And THAT my friends, is the reason he is still employed.

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Actor A and Actor B have both had feast or famine careers.  They both have movie star good looks coupled with genuine talent, but it’s always been their off camera antics that have torpedoed their success.  Cutting to the chase – when the cameras aren’t rolling, it’s all sex, drugs, and rock and roll.  Nonetheless, the  guys forged a friendship and have been there for each other – until now!  Years ago, Actor A lent Actor B a large some of money when Actor A was feasting and Actor B famishing.  But the tides changed and now Actor A needs the money back – but Actor B is refusing the pay him.  To say it’s getting ugly would be an understatement.  Actor A was days from filing a lawsuit against Actor B, but then news broke that Actor B was going through a medical crisis, so Actor A paused the legal process but is still desperate for the money since we are talking almost a million dollars.

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Our gal was once on track for a HUGE career with a hit TV show and a promising movie career, but her ego got in the way of her success and she quickly earned a reputation for being too difficult to work with.  She tried her hand at various projects, including a reality TV show that was really beneath her, but she needed the cash.  Even THAT didn’t work out, so now she’s turned to a professional matchmaker to help her find a mega-wealthy Middle Eastern husband.  And get THIS:  she was referred to the matchmaker by another down on her luck starlet who is now sitting pretty thanks to the matchmaker who fixed her up with a gazillionaire foreigner.

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Back in the 1978, Christina Crawford’s semi-autobiography Mommy Dearest, about her  abusive adoptive mother, actress Joan Crawford, was such a page turner that it become a 1981 hit movie starring Faye Dunaway.  Well kiddos, get ready for Stepfather Dearest, and this will make Mommy Dearest seem like a Disney movie!  Our C list stud muffin hasn’t had much of a career since the late 1990s, but he DOES have a famous last name, and a mega famous onetime stepdad.  Money is tight these days, so he’s writing a no-holds barred tell all, that will cause ripples in Hollywood and worldwide.  His childhood was horrific and he suffered emotional and physical abuse at the hands of his mom’s  hubby.  One of the most shocking incidents was when the stepdad drew a swastika on our guys forehead and made him wear it for a week! The stepdad is still very rich and famous, so there’s a strong possibility he will buy the rights to the book so it will never see the light of day.

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