Janet Charlton's

HOLLYWOOD

Sure there have been rumors about his health,  but our guy and his team of fixers have done everything in their power to dismiss the chatter.  He insists he’s as healthy as ever – despite his advanced age – and he’s desperate to continue that charade to hold on to his career.  The truth is he’s quite ill,  battling a blood disorder, which explains the changes to his appearance – including a recent weight loss.  Luckily for him he’s a big deal,  so he’s able to control his schedule and does most of his work in the daytime when he has the most energy.  Nonetheless his team is very worried  that he might not be able to complete his latest project.

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From the outside looking in our guy seems to have it all: fame, fortune, good looks, and undeniable success – he’s even won awards and romanced his fair share of beautiful women. Sure he has battled his demons, including a wandering eye and an unhealthy relationship with booze, but he seemed to have gotten his stuff together and was living his best life –  but it’s all a facade.  He replaced his addictions with women and alcohol with a far more dangerous one – prescription painkillers.  That’s the main reason his life recently took an unexpected turn.  His friends recently held an intervention and persuaded him to enter outpatient rehab where he was placed on the prescription drug Suboxone to block any withdrawal symptoms, and while it’s been a success, he is STILL  craving the euphoria he got from popping pills.  Friends are keeping an eye on him, but fear it’s only a matter of time before he relapses.

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From the looks of things, you would think this self proclaimed proud black man is the ultimate heterosexual.  Sure, he sometimes wears feminine and unexpected accessories, but his sexual prowess with beautiful women is legendary.  But get this – not only does he have a harem of women that he rotates, he secretly has a stable of studs that he likes to service.  Yes, our guy is on the down low and bisexual.  Here’s the kicker. Although his female conquests have been black, white, and Asian, when it comes to the men in his bed, he only likes them older and white.  He gets off on being submissive to older white men – and one of his more recent partners was old enough to be his grandpa!

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Our gal is back on the powder and we’re not talking the ski slopes.  In her earlier days she was the textbook definition of a party girl with cocaine being her drug of choice.  She cleaned up her life and her career, and while not completely sober, she stayed away from the hardcore drug, preferring to sip champagne when looking for a high.  She recently reconnected with a friend from her past and – you guessed it – before the night was over she was snorting lines of coke like a vacuum.  Instead of it just being a one night thing, she has been using the drug regularly and now some of her inner circle are worried.  Sure, there’s talk of rehab, but that could be the final nail in her career.  For now, she’s being watched by a babysitter who even follows her into the bathroom when she’s out clubbing.

This legendary musician checks all the boxes of being a bonafide rock star.  Back in the day he had it all – a red hot career, fame, fortune, and romances with the world’s most beautiful women.  But time can be cruel, and now he’s suffering from impotence.  He‘s been to the world’s best doctors, has tried every erectile dysfunction medicine on the market, and even has a penis pump, but he just can’t seem to get it up.  His current partner is much younger and understandably quite unsatisfied in the bedroom,  so she made him a deal – she gets to sleep with other men as long as she continues to play the part of his loving and loyal partner.

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She’s one of America’s sweethearts and still is beloved by countless fans, even though she’s no longer on Hollywood’s A list.  But she has a dirty little secret – she has terrible personal hygiene.  Not only does she suffer from a very pungent body odor, but she also refuses to use any intimate hygiene products and it usually becomes a huge turnoff for any potential male suitors.  One of her closest friends recently mustered up the courage to bring up the sensitive subject, but despite the best of intentions,  our gal was offended and it drove a wedge in the once unbreakable friendship.  She recently even lost out on a career opportunity when the casting director couldn’t stomach her noxious odor.

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She’s rich, famous and gorgeous – with a multifaceted career – so our gal is undeniably a catch, but she’s unlucky in love, going from one high profile romance to the next.  Her friends and family have tried fixing her up with eligible men, and nothing seems to last and we know the reason why:  She’s struggling with her sexuality and is more attracted to women. Although her inner circle is composed of seemingly liberal people, she’s just not sure how they would react of she came out as a lesbian.  Plus, she’s also worried about how it would affect her career, specifically her numerous endorsement deals.  For now she’s playing the part of a heterosexual, but some of her closest friends predict it’s only a matter of time before she comes out of the closet.  Interestingly enough, she confided her big news the most conservative member of her inner circle, and they have been her unlikely support system.

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Yikes,  times are tough for this Hollywood couple.  He was a major heartthrob and she had an impressive career herself,  most recently on reality television.  One would think they’d have enough money in the bank to carry them through their golden years,  but in reality they’re broke, and have been taking mortgages out on their home to keep up appearances.  He hasn’t worked in ages and when he did he made some poor business investments – and it’s been a LONG TIME since she brought home the bacon.  She wants back on reality TV, and recently reached out to producers offering to rejoin her former show at a fraction of what she was previously earning.  In the interim she has been quietly selling off her possessions to keep the debt collectors at bay.

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He’s one of the funniest men in Hollywood and also one of the craziest.  His once red hot career has definitely stalled, and while he’s financially set for life, he misses being on Hollywood’s A-list.  He had a long term business relationship with a Hollywood studio head, so his frequent mental breakdowns were kept hush hush.  But that studio guy has retired, so now our star is on his own with no one to clean up his messes.  During a recent manic episode (when he stopped taking his prescribed medication) he reached out to the higher ups at some of Hollywood’s biggest studios pitching them wacky projects and basically making no sense.  One of the executives arranged to get our guy committed to an out of state mental institution where he checked in under an alias and got stabilized.  He was fine for a bit,  but he recently stopped taking his meds again, so it’s only a matter of time before he has another mental meltdown.

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Our gal has a problem.  She recently ended a long term romance, and quickly rebounded with an eligible bachelor in seemingly record time.  So what’s her problem then?  Although she’s marketed herself as a goody two shoes, behind closed doors she turns into a bisexual freak between the sheets.  Her last man was also bisexual so he had no problem catering to her many fetishes, but her new guy (who’s a MAJOR catch) is more strait-laced.  She’s been notoriously unlucky in love, and really wants this romance to last – and hopefully marriage, but she’s not sure how he will respond to her kinky proclivities. For the time being she’s pretending to be the vanilla girl she portrays herself as,  but she knows she can only contain her sexual desires for so long, so she’s praying her guy will embrace her sexuality and partake in the fun.

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