Our guy has been lying low recently – and for good reason. He’s straight and has romanced some of the world’s sexiest women. (not famous ones, but beauties no less) He happens to be submissive in the sack, and likes his female partners to take control and use an array of sex toys on him. His previous girlfriends all seemed to know how to do this, but the woman he’s currently dating isn’t as skilled, and our guy wound up with a very painful rupture and needed emergency surgery. Going to the bathroom was excruciating, so he had a temporary colostomy bag surgically inserted until he’s healed. That’s the REAL reason he was a no show at a recent Hollywood publicity event where he was scheduled to be the main attraction and bowed out – claiming there was a “scheduling conflict.”
GUESS WHO!!
Ted Casabruno
It’s “Toothy Tile” Jake Gyllenhaal
Mini
Is it Alex Warren? He seems to be upset that the Sommo Festival announced his cancellation due to a “scheduling conflict” a week before the festival, while he claims he’s planned for weeks not to attend due to wanting to “focus on his health”. Debunking rumors of getting a higher paying gig at the last minute.
Wilma
Tom Cruise
luna
Channing Tatum
Dave Turin, Oregon
Hugh Jackman although he is rumored to be purely 2SLGBTQI+
Gary
Obviously Kevin Costner
Kate’s empty agenda
This should have been for Prince William
Doc Hollywood
Carbeedoll: Brilliant guess. If this is Cruise it kind of explains a lot…..now I’m trying to envision his former wives enduring the task of impaling him. TMI
carbeedoll
Makes you wonder if Keith Urban is enduring the same fate… 😉
Gill
Downey Junior? Jon Voight? Danny Actor?
Carbeedoll
I’m thinking Tom Cruise….Scheduling conflict for bowing out of the Kennedy Center Awards.
Carbeedoll
But again….some say he’s not straight
Rudy
Tom Cruise has been married twice and he’s supposedly not entirely straight.
Jeannie
Clooney?
Ray
Clooney is married.
Naomi
Leo D
Newbie
Ryan Reynolds is married to a famous woman…obviously this is not him.
I keep thinking Drake.
Ruby Mahoney
Sounds like Ryan Reynolds or Hugh Jackman
Fred
Ryan Reynolds is married to Blake Lively. He’s not dating.