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HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

Oh boy!  Our guy seems to have it all.  A gorgeous wife, worldwide fame, influence, power, connections and wealth.  He’s also never looked better thanks to a costly regime of legal (and some illegal) supplements, steroids and human growth hormones.  Money being of no object, he’s determined to keep Father Time at bay, but there is a downside to some of his steroid treatments – his penis has shrunk to the size of a bite sized Tootsie Roll!  He’s popping Cialis like they’re breath mints but even that can’t combat the side of effects of the steroids.  His wife isn’t actually  complaining however, since the sex with him was never great to begin with.

 

GUESS WHO!!

Wednesday, July 30, 2025

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  1. Ben

    Bezos is possible, but I think “he’s determined to keep Father Time at bay” makes it more likely to be RFK Jr

  2. Hilary Grant

    Bezos makes the most sense to me!

  3. pscheck2

    so many! they can’t tamper with mother nature without winding up

  4. D

    …..Through sickness and in health (even if the pecker ain’t pecking 😁)

    Jeff Bezos

  5. Linn

    Sylvester Stallone

  6. Ben

    Jeff Bezos

  7. Miss K

    Sylvester Stallone

  8. Ricky Bobby

    Jeff Bezos

  9. Sheila Copperfield

    Mark Consuelos

    1. Ricky Bobby

      Jeff Bezos

  10. Bia

    Chris Hemsworth?

  11. Shonda

    The Rock

  12. Susan

    George Clooney

    1. Daisy

      This!