Janet Charlton's

HOLLYWOOD

This A-list couple didn’t have the friendliest of splits, and now our gal doesn’t want her ex (who can be mercurial) to be around their children unsupervised – in fact she would prefer sole custody and no visitation. If she had HER way,  the kids would never see their dad, but the kids like spending time with him so she has no choice.  Their divorce decree allows him to spend part of the summer traveling with the kids so our gal figured out a way to keep an eye on things just in case her ex acts up during their current vacation. Their new “nanny” who looks sweet and harmless, is actually a military trained spy who is now a professional bodyguard with a black belt in martial arts.  She’s secretly filming everything that goes on as our gal hopes to get some dirt to take to the courts and get her ex out of her life forever.

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This on-again off-again couple claim to be off again, but insist they are committed to staying civil since they have a lot of personal and business interests linked together. Well that’s not exactly the ENTIRE reason they are so friendly.  What brought them together in the first place is their mutual interest in kinky fetishes (among other things, he’s submissive and she likes being a dominatrix).  They aren’t getting back together anytime soon but that isn’t preventing them from  enjoying their hardcore bedroom ( or in this case dungeon) antics. Things recently went a bit too far, however,  when she whipped him SO hard they had to  call a concierge doctor to tend to his welts. To camouflage the wounds, he’s recently been photographed out and about wearing multiple layers despite the balmy summer weather.

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It’s never easy blending families especially when different cultures are mixed, but as rumors swirl around why this famous family is feuding we just heard what likely caused the fighting in the first place – a circumcision! Yes folks you read that right, this family is feuding over foreskin or the removal of it to be literal.  When these two crazy kids got hitched he agreed to get circumcised to please his wife  – and that didn’t sit well with his family, who deliberately chose not to have him undergo the procedure at birth when it’s normally done.  Once they found out he went under the knife to please his spouse, the fighting began.  Making matters worse,  he had a difficult recovery from the procedure.  It’s not that our folks care so much about the surgery, they feel their spawn has become completely powerless in his marriage and will do whatever his wife says, and they just didn’t raise him to be bossed around.

There’s a reason this celebrity spawn has been unlucky in love, he has a serious oedipus complex!  Although his mother is deceased, he seems to only be attracted to women who have some of the same physical characteristics as she did – and when they don’t – he transforms them.  From changing the way they dress (think shoulder pads and stilettos) to heavy makeup, and even the way they smell (he makes them use mom’s signature perfume!)  He wants his woman to look, dress and smell like his beloved mother.  His last significant other went along with the forced makeover, but after that romance ended, she  confided to pals that he would call her “mommy” during times of intimacy.  So far his current flame hasn’t made any changes to her appearance, but insiders say it’s only a matter of time before his kinky fetish rears its ugly head and he starts pressuring her to make the desired changes.

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This popular celebrity shocked fans with her stunning transformation – seemingly going from fat to fit as a fiddle in what seemed like overnight.  Our gal has a little secret. She doctor-shopped, getting numerous prescriptions for popular weight loss injections, and then doubled and tripled up the dose, hoping to speed up her weight loss. Much like the movie The Substance, this gal was playing with fire by increasing the dosage. She eventually  suffered serious gastrointestinal issues and that is the real reason she recently  disappeared from the spotlight for a bit while she was hospitalized! Her biggest fear is that she’ll get fat again now that she’s not using the miracle drug.

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This famous person is currently serving time behind bars, and although they’ve always been heterosexual, they unexpectedly found LOVE with a same sex partner housed in their cellblock. They confessed their secret to a friend during a jailhouse visit, and explained that while they never expected to develop feelings for a someone of the same gender, they couldn’t deny an attraction that was both emotional and physical.  Since romances are prohibited in these institutions, they have to hide their escapades from the guards, but confided to their nonjudgmental friend that the relationship had turned sexual. We are keeping the clues to a minimum since there aren’t that many famous people currently incarcerated, so happy guessing.

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They made a huge deal about renewing their vows, and now gush to anyone who will listen about how they’re still madly in love,  but they could soon be headed for splitsville.  Although their respective social media accounts continue to stick to the company line that things between them are as hot as ever, they haven’t slept in the same bed in over a year and their intimacy is confined to well orchestrated public displays of affection.  During a recent lunch  in Beverly Hills, they insisted on sitting outside so their paparazzi pal could get “candid” photos of them canoodling over courses, but once the photos were taken, the affection stopped and they buried their faces in their phones until they left separately.  All the photos you see of them doing lovey dovey things are staged and when they’re not posing, they’re ignoring each other because the passion is long gone and they have nothing in common.

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Every mom thinks their child is beautiful – except for THIS appearance obsessed celebrity. Our glamorous star has made her fortune thanks in part to extensive plastic surgery, and while she undoubtedly loves her children, she can’t help but obsess that they too will need to undergo procedures to look as good as she does.  Although the kids haven’t yet entered high school, they have already met with their family’s plastic surgeon – who’s on speed dial.  As soon as they’re old enough, the kids will undergo the requisite nose jobs and facial enhancements that have made mom the woman she now is.

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This pop star has launched business after business with the SAME partner and the only thing they ever succeed at is failing.  Yet, he’s getting ready to launch (and by launch we mean finance) yet ANOTHER get rich quick scheme.  His wife continues to wonder why he’s so loyal to this person since all of their efforts have failed miserably.  We know why!  Back in the day when he was just starting out, he wasn’t as innocent as he portrays himself.  His so-called friend has tons of dirt on him and the receipts to prove it.  Our guy is so afraid of his dirty (filthy actually) laundry being aired in public that he continues to buy his pal’s silence by financing these doomed to fail businesses.

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This fashion designer has never hidden his sexuality but he is keeping part of his lifestyle in the closet.  For years he’s been wanting to transition, but has always been talked out of it by his financial advisors because they fear that his mainstream brand of merchandise and fragrances will lose its appeal – especially among his more conservative consumers.  He hasn’t given up on his dream of having a sex change,  but for now he’s only letting his closest friends in on his secret.  He hosts regular dinner parties at his pricey pad for his posse and is always the hostess with the mostest, dressing up in elaborate gowns, wigs, full makeup, high heels,  and even long acrylic nails.  The most interesting aspect:  he NEVER wears any of his own designs because he just doesn’t think they’re sexy enough!

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