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HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

This fashion designer has never hidden his sexuality but he is keeping part of his lifestyle in the closet.  For years he’s been wanting to transition, but has always been talked out of it by his financial advisors because they fear that his mainstream brand of merchandise and fragrances will lose its appeal – especially among his more conservative consumers.  He hasn’t given up on his dream of having a sex change,  but for now he’s only letting his closest friends in on his secret.  He hosts regular dinner parties at his pricey pad for his posse and is always the hostess with the mostest, dressing up in elaborate gowns, wigs, full makeup, high heels,  and even long acrylic nails.  The most interesting aspect:  he NEVER wears any of his own designs because he just doesn’t think they’re sexy enough!

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Tuesday, April 22, 2025

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

Although money is no object, this long suffering wife found a passive aggressive way to make some extra pocket change and get back at her far from perfect husband.  Since they’re rarely together these days (and trust us, she’s not complaining) she raids his closets when he’s not around and sells his high priced clothes to various online and in person consignment shops.  Although he’s anything but handsome, our guy still spends a king’s ransom on custom clothes so our gal is meticulous about removing any custom labels on the garments.  From crocodile shoes and belts to silk ties and golf clothes our gal is making a pretty penny from her side hustle.  It’s not the money though, she gets DELIGHT in watching her hubby try to find his missing items when he is around!

 

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Wednesday, April 16, 2025

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

Despite some ups and downs, this Hollywood marriage has lasted longer than many would expect – since these two A-list stars BOTH have HUGE egos.  The obvious reason they stay together – because their careers are somewhat entwined – is only part of the puzzle.  The other reason is they have an OPEN marriage and are allowed to have other lovers, with conditions.  Their playmates must sign ironclad NDA’s as well as contracts stating their sexual relations are consensual.  What really makes this work though is that their respective lovers MUST also be in open marriages, so no single partners are ever allowed.

 

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Monday, April 14, 2025

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

This A-list celebrity has more exes than he cares to remember, but luckily he has the financial resources to buy their silence about his embarrassing “little secret”. LITERALLY it’s a LITTLE secret.  While he likes to talk tough and act like the BIG man on campus, he was more than shortchanged with his manhood.  One gal who has seen it describes it as shockingly small and worse – he doesn’t have a clue what to do with it.  It’s his Achilles heel so he’s used his wealth to keep his former flames quiet – until now.  One of his scorned lovers is now threatening to tell all about his lack of equipment since he recently turned on her. Luckily for her she claims to have the photos to back up her claim.  Let’s hope she used a zoom lens or it might be too small to even notice!

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Tuesday, April 8, 2025

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

We’re the first to admit we don’t watch any reality shows, but we also know many of our readers do, so we wanted to share this whodunit.  Ever wonder why this woman continues to be a staple on a long running reality series – even though her storylines are non-existent?  Sure, when the show first started it made sense to have her in, but years and years later she’s about as enjoyable as expired cottage cheese.  Well,  HERE’S why the powers that be keep her on:  Back in the day, this smart cookie got some dirt on one of the honchos behind the show, so she’s basically guaranteed employment for as long as the show lasts!  Now here’s where it gets tricky.  Focus groups have continually suggested she is boring and doesn’t add much to the drama, and now others at the network are trying to ease her out.  The problem is, our guy behind the show doesn’t want his dirty secret out – so he continues to plead the case for keeping her.

 

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Monday, March 31, 2025

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

For the most part, this rich and powerful celebrity could have his choice of the world’s most eligible women, and while his partner is attractive,  she’s no top model or natural beauty.  Now we know WHY he chose her.  Unlike his strait-laced previous paramour, this gal is anything but.  Not only is she wild, but she goes along with all of his many fetishes, including bisexual orgies  She wrangles their bedmates, males and females, but ONLY from a curated list of A-listers.  She is smart enough to make sure they only hook up with people of similar status, since  the last thing either of them want is a Diddy-type sex scandal.

Sunday, March 16, 2025

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

He’s one half of one of the year’s biggest “It” couples but before you start shopping for a wedding present, this pair needs to overcome one major obstacle. Although they are both incredibly successful, prior to hooking up with this guy, our gal didn’t make the best choices when it came to men. In fact, her former lovers are a tad unkept. Her new guy is the definition of polished, and he is having a hard time getting over the fact that our gal sowed her wild oats with some very questionable men. He is smitten however, and wants to get married, so he started therapy to help him deal with his issues regarding her sordid past. Only time will tell if the skeletons in her closet derail this romance.

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Monday, February 17, 2025

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

Their unlikely May/December romance has all of the markings off a Hollywood movie, but who knew the movie was Pretty Woman! While they concocted some plausible story of how they met, the truth is a lot more believable. He’s old, rich, and very well connected, and she’s young, sexy, and ambitious. She supplemented her income working for a top madam, charging upwards of $5,000 a night for companionship. Just like in Pretty Woman, our guy fell for her looks, charm, and ability to speak her mind. After a few paid encounters, he begged her to give up her secret career and promised to make her rich and famous. She agreed, and now she makes him feel young and he gives her the financial stability and fame she’s always desired.

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Monday, February 10, 2025

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

This good looking and very successful celebrity is incredibly insecure, despite his fame and fortune. For years he’s been paranoid that his beautiful better half had a roving eye. The better half has usually been able to put his worries to rest, but lately his insecurities have taken a toll on their relationship and their perspective careers. While she publicly is standing by her man, privately she’s singing a different tune and is quietly exploring her options should she decide to separate. On a side note, we also know one of the reasons he’s worried that his partner is straying. While he was blessed with looks, brains and talent he was shortchanged in one area that can be important.. His diminutive manhood seems to be the reason he’s SO insecure, at least according to one of his other famous exes.

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Sunday, January 26, 2025

HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

The Pacific Palisades fires are no laughing matter, but we couldn’t help but share this lighthearted whodunit about the serious tragedy. Our celebrity was one of the unfortunate who were affected by the decimating blaze, but before she evacuated her picturesque property, she gathered what few possessions she could, including her Ozempic! Even in a state of panic as the fires threatened her home, the weight loss injection was at the top of her list of things to take. After years of struggling with her weight she credits the drug as a godsend and has a years supply in her refrigerator. After saving her pets and a few mementos, she scooped up her prescription and fled. Luckily the fires didn’t destroy her sense of humor, so she’s sharing the story with her pals, confiding that even SHE finds what she grabbed in the chaos to be funny.

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Wednesday, January 22, 2025