Hollywood Whodunit

These costars are suddenly touting their romance and how they’re madly in love, but the entire thing is one big sham. It’s the world’s worst kept secret that HE swings both ways, but actually prefers men. His long suffering wife finally had enough and when she ended their marriage, he decided he needed another beard. His new gal pal is the perfect match because she knows about his sexuality and just happens to be best friends with the gay guy he’s sleeping with. In case you’re wondering WHY she would subject herself to this, it happens our guy is on the A-list, while she’s still relatively unknown, and she feels being romantically linked with the closeted gay will catapult her to fame and fortune.

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History loves to repeat itself, even in Hollywood. Back in the day, this major celebrity (she wasn’t famous then) had a rumored affair with her bisexual hairdresser and now fast forward 40 plus years and her equally famous daughter just had a one night stand with hers! Unlike mom, whose tryst was fueled by champagne and quaaludes, this romp was just fueled by curiosity. Our gal’s hairstylist is said to be extremely well-endowed, and she just couldn’t resist indulging. Although he was previously with a female, he’s now strictly male-oriented, but he didn’t want to lose our gal as a high paying client, so he downed a few shots of tequila, popped a Viagra, and took her for the ride of her life. It will never happen again though – they made a pact – it was just a ONE time thing that she wanted to check off of her bucket list. She’s telling pals that it was an amazing experience that she will not soon forget…

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This popular Hollywood legend (singer and actress) is no stranger to plastic surgery nor does she hide her fondness for going under the knife. She’s always looked amazing given her age, but her latest romance with a younger man really got her scrutinizing her looks in a magnifying mirror. She bypassed her longtime plastic surgeon and underwent drastic procedures with a more aggressive doctor, and the results were horrific – which is why you haven’t seen much of her lately. She quickly had corrective surgery to undo some of the damage, and is finally ready for her close-up.

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This should be relatively easy to guess, but we are presenting it as a Whodunit since it involves legal issues. This celebrity, famous for being famous, might have finally landed a big starring role, but unfortunately it’s in her own production of Mutiny on the Bounty. Behind her gilded doors, her extensive staff is teaming up to SUE her for low wages, no overtime, and other labor violations. Apparently our gal insists her staff dress a certain way with specific color palettes, but she doesn’t give them a clothing allowance or help pay for their dry cleaning. Despite her wealth she is only generous when she thinks it will get her good press, and is quickly developing a reputation as a bad boss. She has no clue the lawsuit is coming, but will be smart to settle since despite the countless NDA’s they’ve signed, the law will still allow for the employees to sing like canaries once a lawsuit is filed.

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This A-list actor wants the world to believe he’s moved on from a very public split, but while he’s rebounded from his ex into the arms of another, he’s still not over his former partner. While his replacement companion is equally as attractive as his former one, he’s encouraging her to undergo plastic surgery to look more like his ex. While she hasn’t agreed to the surgical transformation, the makeover has ready begun. His new squeeze changed her hairstyle, her makeup and her wardrobe to look more like his former lover. A friend blabs that our guy specifically requests his gal pal wear the same fragrance and stilettos that his ex favored. The new gal puts up with it since she wants to seal the deal and figures she will be set for life once she does.

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Will history repeat itself? This self-described “genius” likes to compare himself to Michael Jackson, thinking he’s the musical superstar of his generation but it’s not just music he has in common with Michael. He’s also a big fan of the sedative propofol, and friends fear he will wind up dead just like Michael. He’s worth millions so money is no object and he has a doctor on the dole, administering the drug (which is normally used to put someone under for surgery) on a near daily basis. He claims he can’t shut off his overactive mind unless he’s put under, and has been using the drug more and more frequently to get to sleep. Sadly, everyone around him is on his payroll so they look the other way and ignore his dangerous and potentially deadly addiction.

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Not only does he make her gorgeous, but he’s also a consistent plus-one for this A List star. To make it a guessing game: he either does her hair, her makeup, her wardrobe, or her plastic surgery. The poor guy actually thought they had a genuine friendship outside of their business relationship, but reality hit him across the face over gay pride weekend. Our guy hosted a gay themed party in Los Angeles over the weekend, bragging to all his non-celebrity friends that Miss A-List promised she’d show up. He felt like a loser when not only was she a no-show but she didn’t even bother to call to let him know she couldn’t make it. Sure, the next day she sent the obligatory flower arrangement expressing her regrets for missing his party, but now he’s rethinking their entire relationship and insiders predict it won’t be long before they part ways.

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Through the years we’ve heard almost every kinky fetish out there (and written many of them as blind items) but this one is new -even for us. Even though he could well afford to fly private, this international star usually opts for commercial flights and now we know WHY. As off-the-charts as this sounds, he has a specific kink – he likes to sniff women’s pantyhose, specifically ones worn by flight attendants after a long flight. During a recent London to LA flight he chatted up one of the sexier attendants and eventually he revealed what he was into. He offered to pay her $1000 for her used pantyhose, so before the flight landed she headed to the lavatory and removed them. He still buys her hose after long flights and has her ship them to a P.O. box in a discreet package addressed to his alias.

This technically isn’t a whodunit since our celebrity was the victim and not the perpetrator. This A-list star has been in the limelight since elementary school, having a successful Hollywood career spanning decades. Now that other less successful child stars have started revealing they were sexually abused as kids, our celeb is terrified of getting dragged into the headlines. Our former child star was also abused, but fears it will damage a successful career. Even though this now-adult performer has been asked by a former costar from childhood to corroborate the stories of abuse on one of their sets, this star is choosing to remain silent, fearing damage to a squeaky-clean image.

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