HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT
This A-list celebrity has more exes than he cares to remember, but luckily he has the financial resources to buy their silence about his embarrassing “little secret”. LITERALLY it’s a LITTLE secret. While he likes to talk tough and act like the BIG man on campus, he was more than shortchanged with his manhood. One gal who has seen it describes it as shockingly small and worse – he doesn’t have a clue what to do with it. It’s his Achilles heel so he’s used his wealth to keep his former flames quiet – until now. One of his scorned lovers is now threatening to tell all about his lack of equipment since he recently turned on her. Luckily for her she claims to have the photos to back up her claim. Let’s hope she used a zoom lens or it might be too small to even notice!
GUESS WHO!!!
ann
Most definitely Elon sMusk
DAS
Elon musk
Phyllis Pearson
Tom Cruise has always exhibited LDE in my opinion
Rhoda
Elon Musk!
Vicky
Elon Musk
Antigoop
There are pics of Brad and Ben and those are not who this is referring to (clearly, if you’ve seen Gone Girl!) Maybe Jeter- heard this before.
Susan
I’m going to say Brad Pitt due to the Achilles reference.
Babyjane
Brad Pitt has been photographed nude, and it is not “shockingly small” .. pics may still be online somewhere.
DuchessMTL
Ben Affleck
Edna Fleiss
Obviously Mark Consuelos from the Regis and Kelly show.
Mark worked in Vancouver for Riverdale show and was cretainly “a man about town” when not filming and sampled the” local delicasies” . *wink wink*
Hilary Grant
I wouldn’t consider him an A-list actor, though.
Rhoda
Celebrity, not necessarily an actor……
Judie
Derek Jeter?