Hines Ward

KIRSTIE ALLEY WAS FLABBERGASTED WHEN HINES WARD TRIUMPHED ON “DANCING WITH THE STARS”

The BEST MAN won last night on Dancing With The Stars. Footballer Hines Ward was one of those celebrities we had never heard of, so we paid scant attention to him at the beginning of the show. Kirstie Alley grabbed all the attention early on – because of her TV fame and her weight, plus the fact that she was a surprisingly graceful dancer. But that charming big lug ballplayer Hines just got better every week and continued smiling under duress and negative comments. At the finals, Kirstie and Max looked very confident that they had it in the bag. But apparently the sports fans outnumbered the chubby girls and Scientologists in the voting audience, and Hines and Kym were declared winners. This time we think they got it right. But, will Kirstie “drown her sorrows” at Taco Bell or House of Pies?