49 MILLION ISN'T ENOUGH – HEATHER MILLS IS STEALING JOBS FROM AMERICANS
Don’t know about you, but if we never saw Heather Mills’ whiney face again, we’d live happily ever after. Her exhausting divorce from Paul McCartney netted her 48.6 million and she’s STILL not happy. Her unpleasant behavior and endless nasal complaining during the divorce proceedings made her an unpopular person, to say the least. So WHY did somebody already hire her to be a judge at the Miss USA Pageant in Las Vegas? She’s no beauty expert and we’d rather the job went to an American. Our only consolation is the fact that beauty pageants are so tacky and antiquated – they’re not much to brag about.
Last night was a match made in heaven. Due to her divorce from Paul McCartney, Heather Mills knows she is loathed by Beatle fans and she is desperate to be liked. Dancing with the Stars needed a new angle to draw in viewers who are growing tired of the same old celebrity dancers. What could be better than a one legged woman who stated that she was “afraid her leg might fly off on the dancefloor?” Viewers simply HAD to tune in and see how Heather fared. And the audience couldn’t help but admire Heather’s brave attempt and decent performance. Everybody got what they wanted.