Grey Beard

THE GREY BEARD ISN’T DOING RUSSELL CROWE ANY FAVORS

Another grey beard making the wearer – in this case, Russell Crowe- look WAY less attractive. Remember, back in 2000, Russell and Meg Ryan costarred in Proof of Life and fell hard for each other. He was a hot commodity in those days. Meg left her husband Dennis Quaid for him! Eventually the infatuation fizzled out, but it was a huge tabloid scandal, and damaged Meg’s career by spoiling her good-girl image. The When Harry Met Sally star was considered to be “America’s Sweetheart.” Russell is 58 now -the same age as Brad Pitt, but he doesn’t look half as good as Brad, thanks in part to the grey beard. But he does have a young American girlfriend, Britney Theriot, 31, and they are in Rome together where he’s filming.

FURTHER PROOF THAT BEARDS MAKE ATTRACTIVE MEN LOOK AWFUL

Would you look twice sat this man? Probably not. Why do attractive men grow grey beards that make them look older and less clean? We have been trying to solve this mystery for years with no success. Men spend time and money for equipment to maintain these unappealing beards , simply because they see other guys growing them. There is a whole generation of young women who are unaccustomed to seeing clean- shaven guys. In the future these men might look back and wince at what they used to think was appealing…
By the way, the dude above is Chris Pine (He looked better as Captain Kirk)

 

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JIM CARREY: DITCH THE GREY BEARD AND WATCH YOUR LUCK CHANGE!

Just as we were thinking “Whatever happened to Jim Carrey?” he happened to post this photo on Instagram which answered all our questions. WHY he posted this is unknown but we assume it’s a recent picture. The last time we saw Jim on TV (or anywhere) was Dec, 2019, when he appeared on Saturday Night Live imitating Joe Biden. After that, Alex Moffat took over the job. Around that time Carrey and his girlfriend, actress Ginger Gonzaga, also ended their relationship. Maybe that’s when Jim started growing this horrible grey beard. We urge Jim to shave it off ASAP- nothing good is likely to happen in his life until he does!

Photo: Instagram

LIVING PROOF THAT NO MAN LOOKS BETTER WITH A GREY BEARD!

Billy Crudup has been considered a Hollywood ladies man since he appeared as a rockstar in Almost Famous. In the early 2000’s he was THE HOT GUY and he dated all the cute young actresses like Mary Louise Parker and Claire Danes. He’s currently playing an egotistical news executive on The Morning Show and dating Naomi Watts. Granted, he’s 53 now, but if he didn’t have that grey beard, women’s heads would be turning as he jogged by in New York. Grey beards can be female repellants no matter how cool the guy is behind it. Who needs to look 20 years older than they are? Certainly beards come in handy if a man DOESN’T want admiring glances…

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