Don’t Worry Darling

OLIVIA WILDE AND HARRY STYLES HAVE SHIA LABEOUF TO THANK FOR THEIR BUDDING ROMANCE

Thanks to Shia LaBeouf, Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles are enjoying the beginning of a new romance (and we love it!) Shia is inadvertently responsible because he was cast as the male lead in Olivia’s new thriller Don’t Worry Darling (she’s directing and costarring) but he got into some trouble with past girlfriends charging him with awful behavior. Olivia has no time for THAT kind of guy, and she promptly fired Shia and offered the role to Harry. She was DELIGHTED when he said yes. She felt Harry was perfect for the stylized role (film takes place in the 1950’s) and has declared him “a modern confident male who is devoid of any traces of toxic masculinity.” Sounds like the exact opposite of Shia LaBeouf. Anyway, the newly single Olivia got her leading man AND a new boyfriend, so 2021 is looking mighty fine!

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA Olivia and Harry on the set in November- note his 1950’s haircut

FKA TWIGS DIDN’T WANT TO RUIN SHIA LABEOUF’S CAREER!

Wow – it turns out Shia LaBeouf could have avoided all this career damage created by FKA Twigs’ sexual battery lawsuit. Before anything became public, Twigs attempted to settle the lawsuit quietly because she DIDN’T WANT TO RUIN HIS CAREER. All she asked of Shia was that he make a donation to a domestic violence victims charity, and seek psychological treatment so he wouldn’t harm any more women. He did NOT agree, so the suit was revealed and he lost his coveted role in Olivia Wilde’s new thriller Don’t Worry Darling. Shia had already clashed with the cast and crew, and Olivia promptly replaced him with Harry Styles. Career prospects are now dim. Shia’s new lawyer worked for OJ Simpson and she is playing up Shia’s “honesty” in admitting to abuse and alcoholism. But of course, alcoholism is no excuse for violence.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA Shia at The Peanut Butter Falcon premier