Dave Chappelle

TOM BRADY IS WILLING TO BE EMBARRASSED

Tom Brady is set to get roasted on May 5 for Netflix’s first ever live comedy roast. The lineup hasn’t been announced yet, but you can expect funnyman Dave Chappelle and Tom’s former teammate Rob Gronkowski, along with a few surprises. Our source revealed that although Tom is one of executive producers he doesn’t know WHO is being asked to take the podium and make fun of him. Producers even asked Kim Kardashian. (you’ll remember we reported on their fling!) Kim wants to do it, but she needs to be in NYC for the Met Gala the next day, and was planning to spend the weekend there for last- minute fittings of her intricate Balenciaga dress.

Photo: instagram  Tom wearing his Brady Tee

 

 

JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW DAVE CHAPPELLE …

Funnyman Dave Chappelle turns 50 today and he’s celebrating with a party for his closest friends, his THOUSANDS of close friends. Dave is in the midst of performing his sold out comedy shows in New York City but he has the night off to celebrate his birthday. He rented out Madison Square Garden (the same venue where he’s doing his standup shows) and invited thousands of his family, friends, business associates and more to join him in the celebration. Guests have already been told that the birthday party will be taped and perhaps turned into a Netflix special, so my source says that Dave is expected to perform at least part of his standup routine for his guests tonight. That’s not all, expect a ton of his fellow comics to show up and roast him as well. Should be fun. Keep an eye out for his cute wife Elaine (above) – little did we know he’s been happily married for 22 years – he and his wife live on a 65 acre farm in Ohio (!) with their 3 kids…

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RAPPERS BEWARE: MADONNA IS ON THE PROWL

Madonna is clearly single and out and about with girlfriends! She was at the now-famous Dave Chappelle performance at the Hollywood Bowl where he was tackled onstage last night. She probably had a close-up view of the event because she was wearing an all-access badge around her neck. Her comment: “Last night was so strange- the world is upside down.” Afterward she went to the Nice Guy and we have a feeling she’s in the mood for a new rapper boyfriend, judging by the way she was dressed: shorts with fishnet tights, a Balenciaga sweater, an LV scarf, and loads of neck chains- not to mention platinum braids…

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DAVE CHAPPELLE SURPRISED BY QUARANTINE IN TEXAS

What’s going on in Austin, Texas? They seem to have very little fear or respect for Covid 19, because nightlife continues to thrive. Dave Chappelle, who was so successful on Saturday Night Live recently, started a series of shows there but he only got thru the first. Then he was diagnosed with Covid. (Everyone in the front row at the first show must be taking their temperatures right now.) Dave will be in Austin’s version of quarantine for however long it takes to return to the stage.

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