Charlize Theron

AT LAST – CHARLIZE HAS COME TO HER SENSES AND SPLIT WITH SEAN PENN! HOORAY!

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According to US Weekly, Charlize Theron broke off her engagement to Sean Penn after two years of togetherness. Recently they had both opened up and started saying sweet things about each other in interviews. We figured it would only be a matter of time before Sean’s bad temper would do him in. His two ex-wives were charmed by him at first, but suffered through his bitter macho moods, and we feared Charlize would endure the same fate. But our girl wised up just in time! Charlize may be feeling sad now, but in the long run she and her little boy are better off without Sean.

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SEAN AND CHARLIZE SHOP, WITH JACKSON ALONG FOR THE RIDE

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Looks like making a movie together didn’t destroy the relationship of Sean Penn and Charlize Theron. They are obviously deep into family mode as they shop for groceries together at Bristol Farms. Jackson is taking a perilous ride in the cart under his mom’s supervision while Sean pushes the heavier purchases to their car.

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HOW DO SEAN PENN AND CHARLIZE THERON FEEL ABOUT EACH OTHER SINCE THEY FINISHED THEIR MOVIE?

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Sean Penn and Charlize Theron returned from South Africa where they finished filming “The Last Face” together. Sean directed and Charlize starred. When the couple left for South Africa, there were rumors that they might be engaged. No doubt Charlize learned a lot about Sean and his temper while they were working together, so the experience was worthwhile. Now that they have returned, we think they either WILL get engaged or will decide they are not compatible and split up.

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CHARLIZE THERON COULDN’T CARE LESS WHO’S IN HER SOUL CYCLE CLASS

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We just KNEW it was a flat-out lie when Dish Nation claimed that Charlize Theron tried to get Tia Mowry banned from SoulCycle classes. Tia had supposedly made of off-hand comment to In Touch magazine that her idol Charlize had snubbed her with an eye-roll in class once. THIS is out of character for Charlize, but became more plausible simply because Charlize is tight with the difficult Sean Penn. Dish Nation took the suspect story to another level by claiming Charlize tried to get Tia BANNED from SoulCycle for talking to the tabloids, along with some nasty “quotes.” In reality, Charlize avoids reading about herself and doesn’t address silly rumors. Yesterday Tia was photographed enjoying another SoulCycle class, so that settles that. (Above, Tia and her little boy at the Farmer’s Market Sunday.)

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CHARLIZE THERON SHOULD HAVE A TALK WITH MADONNA BEFORE MARRYING SEAN PENN

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Madonna was married to Sean Penn for four years in the late 80’swhen he was at his Bad Boy worst. He was drinking heavily, getting into fights, and lost his driver’s license. One horrible Thanksgiving weekend he supposedly tied Madonna to a chair (“trussed her up like a turkey”) and tormented her for hours – including threatening to stick her head in the oven. She filed for divorce, but a few years later they made up and she started speaking to him again. Madonna might have some great advice tor Charlize about what to expect and how to handle Sean. Meanwhile Charlize seems to be picking up Sean’s bad habits – specifically his sour disposition.
(Above, Charlize is slumping so she doesn’t tower over her boyfriend)

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SEAN PENN ENTERS THE WORLD OF HIGH FASHION WITH TREPIDATION (AND CHARLIZE THERON)

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Sean Penn has suddenly found himself in the world of high fashion and he’s trying very hard to look comfortable. Sean and his girlfriend Charlize Theron arrived at the Dior fall-winter haute couture show in Paris and claimed their front row seats with much fanfare. Sean DID look considerably cleaned up and Charlize, a spokesperson for Dior, looked ravishing in her gold dress.

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IS CHARLIZE THERON A SECOND GENERATION ENABLER?

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Is Charlize Theron repeating her mother’s mistakes? When she was a young teenager in South Africa, Charlize’s alcoholic father came home drunk and angry one night and threatened the family. Charlize was watching when her mother Gerda shot him dead in self defense. Ironically, Sean Penn shares some of her father’s unpleasant traits. He’s a big drinker, and if you recall, he roughed up his then-wife Madonna during a Thanksgiving binge that ended their marriage. His second wife Robin Wright doesn’t have anything nice to say about him either. As for his TEMPER- he doesn’t keep that a secret. Many paparazzi are actually AFRAID of him. Hopefully Charlize will proceed with caution.

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DEVOTED BOYFRIEND SEAN PENN SNEAKED OUT THE BACK DOOR OF A NAIL SALON WITH CHARLIZE THERON

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Sean didn’t get HIS nails done, but you KNOW things are getting serious when Sean Penn,53, accompanies his girlfriend TO A NAIL SALON! We have never seen Penn in any kind of hair or beauty salon so we know he’s more than casually interested in Charlize Theron. Charlize, 38, doesn’t like to be without a boyfriend for long and she’s ripe for the picking. Seeing Sean in the supermarket with Charlize, tickling her adopted son Jackson indicates that this relationship is developing fast. Hopefully Charlize will listen to her mother, who apparently has reservations about Penn. Good for her.

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CHARLIZE THERON HAD A LAPSE IN TASTE INVOLVING SEAN PENN

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We’re not thrilled by the new coupling of Charlize Theron and Sean Penn. The pair just returned from a trip to Hawaii where Charlize stayed at Sean’s house. They tried to keep everything a secret but paparazzi sniffed them out. When they got back, Sean was seen leaving her LA house the next morning. Granted, Sean IS generous in his charity work, but as far as we know, he still has that bitter, ungrateful personality. He’s got a chip on his shoulder and has had more than a few fights with paparazzi. Plus, we remember how badly he treated his ex-wife Robin Wright. (Robin, 48, just got engaged to her 33 year old boyfriend Ben Foster.) Charlize Theron can do better.

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