Bruce Jenner

ONE LAST THING KRIS JENNER AND HER EX BRUCE (CAITLYN) CANNOT AGREE ON

Will Kris Jenner and her ex-husband, Caitlyn spend eternity together? Back when they were husband and wife and Caitlyn was known as Bruce, the then couple purchased a family plot in the celebrity filled section of Forest Lawn cemetery so they could be buried together. When their marriage didn’t work out, they didn’t decide who was going to wind up with the burial plots in their divorce, since neither wanted to relinquish the desirable resting place. They agreed to figure out who gets it at a later date and even though they’ve been divorced for YEARS they’re still co-owners of the land. And they avoid talking about it. Kris is joking to pals that it will be just her luck to wind up being buried next to her ex.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA Kris and Bruce in happier days (2012) with daughters Kylie and Kendall

THE JENNERS WHEN THEY WERE JUST ANOTHER FAMILY

Came across this cute photo of Bruce Jenner and his two adorable daughters Kendall and Kylie. Little did he know back then that his little girls would grow up to be rich and famous. And little did they know that their dad would become a woman. That can’t be an easy thing to adjust to, and we have to admire the girls for accepting the situation and loving their dad.

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KILLER CAR CRASH: WAS BRUCE JENNER LOOKING IN THE MIRROR?

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We were horrified to learn that Bruce Jenner (he was not yet Caitlyn) will not be charged for that PCH crash that killed a woman. Not only was he towing another vehicle, but he was reportedly driving too fast for conditions. His cell phone was checked and he was cleared of texting. So what could have caused him to take his eyes off the road and rear-end two cars? We are willing to bet a week’s pay that Bruce was LOOKING AT HIMSELF IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR and fantasizing about his upcoming surgeries and female transformation. Or maybe fluffing his new weave. Of course that cannot be PROVED, so he is off the hook. Let’s hope Caitlyn is a better driver than Bruce. (Above, Bruce before the accident)

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“CALLING BRUCE JENNER A WOMAN IS AN INSULT TO WOMEN”

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That headline is something we’ve been saying to our friends for weeks and it’s finally come out in the open. Imagine – a MAN named Matt Walsh wrote this long commentary for The Blaze about the Jenner Vanity Fair cover. We certainly don’t agree with everything Matt says, but he makes some good points.
Bruce claims to feel “authentic” on the magazine cover – after extensive plastic surgery, synthetic hormone treatments, tons of makeup, fake hair, and serious photoshopping. Authentic? Jenner APPEARS to pass as a woman. He claims to experience feelings that he assumes are feminine- and he can afford to act upon his impulses. But there IS more to a woman than “feminized features” and frilly underwear – Bruce does not and never will have a woman’s biology. We sympathize with Bruce and we WILL call him Caitlyn, but we will never call him a woman.

BRUCE JENNER IS NO HERO

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Yes, Bruce was and is an athletic hero, but to call him a hero for transitioning into a “woman” is an insult to genuine heroes. Heroes are brave women and men with high ideals who risk their own safety to help others, not themselves. Calling Jenner a “hero” tarnishes the title for people who actually EARNED it – like Susan B Anthony, Martin Luther King, Sally Ride, Rosa Parks, Gloria Steinem, and many who served in the armed forces. Having a sex change is like having plastic surgery – it’s something you do for yourself to make YOURSELF happier. And everybody is free to do it. Bruce egotistically claimed on TV “I’m going to change the world.” He’s changing HIS world. It’s nice to see Bruce following his dreams, but they are hardly heroic.

THIS IS HOW BRUCE JENNER WILL LOOK AS A WOMAN

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Omigosh! We just had a premonition of what Bruce Jenner hopes to look like after his sex change. Oops- we mean “gender reassignment.” Helen Hunt was photographed waiting for a light to change in Brentwood, looking casual and athletic, and her resemblance to Bruce is startling. Until we saw this pic we couldn’t imagine what Bruce might look like – but it could be he’s aiming for an older version of Helen Hunt. And that’s not a bad thing.

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BRUCE JENNER SURVIVED DEADLY ACCIDENT WITH NOT A HAIR OUT OF PLACE

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It’s obvious that Bruce Jenner didn’t have his eyes on the road when he slammed into that Lexus’s rear end on PCH and jolted the vehicle into oncoming traffic where it was hit by a Hummer. The driver was killed. When cops arrived, Bruce claimed he was being “chased by paparazzi” but they could find no evidence of that. Imagine blaming photographers for his own careless driving! When a man decides to document his gender reassignment on TV he should EXPECT a whole lot of media attention anyway. It will be interesting to see if police find evidence of texting. Or was Bruce simply looking at himself in the mirror? We’re disappointed that he hasn’t expressed any sympathy or regrets about the accident. He doesn’t even look upset.

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BRUCE JENNER SEX CHANGE: THE ULTIMATE REALITY SHOW

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You’ve got to hand it to the Kardashians for making reality shows insanely popular. No one has gone farther to corral an audience. Bruce Jenner’s potential transgender surgery and new life is going to be a ratings BONANZA for the E! channel. Who wouldn’t be curious enough to watch THAT? We figured Bruce would not go through this process without documenting the “journey” and getting handsomely paid for it. It’s not often that a well known sports hero and public figure chooses to change sexes. And of course it will greatly enhance the transgender community.

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BRUCE JENNER’S TRANSITION: KRIS WILL NEITHER CONFIRM NOR DENY

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No one gets a bigger kick out of Bruce Jenner’s sex-change torment than his ex-wife Kris. If Bruce is NOT headed toward transgenderville, Kris could have nipped the rumors in the bud after he had his Adam’s apple surgery. She just giggled and didn’t say a word. As the long hair and nail polish fueled more rumors, Kris scoffed at the stories but didn’t downright deny them. Now that Bruce is on the cover of In Touch and they photoshopped makeup on his face, Kris manages to be politically correct and still implicate Bruce by saying “It’s just mean- whether or not it’s true!”