Bernie Madoff

ROBERT DENIRO WILL PLAY THE BIGGEST GANGSTER OF ALL TIME: BERNIE MADOFF

Robert DeNiro is following in Al Pacino’s footsteps straight to HBO, where he too will play a real life character. Pacino portrayed Dr Jack Kevorkian to considerable acclaim and his Phil Spector movie is highly anticipated. DeNiro, accustomed to playing gangsters, will step into the role of investment swindler Bernie Madoff. The script is being written based on the book “Truth and Consequences: Inside the Life of the Madoff Family.” Lately the Madoffs whining and complaining in interviews has been getting on everyone’s nerves.

KEVIN BACON CARRIES THE SHOPPING BAGS FOR KYRA SEDGWICK

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Kevin Bacon looks like the ideal obedient husband killing time, waiting, and holding Miu Miu bags for his wife Kyra Sedgwick while she shops in Greenwich Village. Kevin and Kyra have been married for 22 years (!) and not long ago they lost a boatload of money invested with Bernie Madoff. Fortunately, Kyra has had steady work on “The Closer” and she can still afford to shop in the best stores.

OPRAH HAS HER EYE ON BERNARD MADOFF’S POSSESSIONS

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Bernard Madoff’s ill gotten assets are being sorted out and sold, starting with the large items like houses and boats. Afterward, the contents of the houses will be put on the auction block and all that includes plenty of art and exquisite collectibles. Oprah is drooling over Madoff’s huge collection of first edition books. Her library of 1500 books is already impressive, but Oprah wants to increase her special collection of rare first editions and plans to keep close tabs on the auction.

SORRY ZSA ZSA, YOUR MONEY'S GONE!

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Zsa Zsa Gabor’s husband, Prince Frederic von Anhalt, has announced that HE also was a victim of ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff. The prince, 65, claims that he lost 4.5 million dollars of Gabor’s fortune and they might be forced to sell her home. von Anhalt confessed all this to the National Enquirer. We can’t help but ponder the fact that the Madoff scandal might be used as an excuse to cover up careless spending. (The prince HAS “adopted” several adult sons.) 91 year old Zsa Zsa might fall for this explanation hook line and sinker, but we’re betting her daughter Francesca Hilton will be investigating these claims.