Bad Taste

THERE’S STILL HOPE FOR LIZZO

We’ve spent considerable time picking on Lizzo for the awful, revealing outfits she chooses to wear- so we were taken aback to see her in a cute, perfectly normal outfit at something called the Hollywood Beauty Awards this weekend. Usually Lizzo says she is encouraging “big girls” to have the courage to wear skimpy clothing. Like a thong to a Lakers game? Or a transparent dress to Cardi B’s birthday party? Or a tiny crochet bra and torn jeans to Craig’s restaurant? If a non-celebrity dressed like Lizzo, she would be asked to LEAVE most places…Chubby or slender, bad taste is just bad taste. So we were pleasantly surprised to see Lizzo looking like THIS!

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RIHANNA’S LAPSE IN TASTE

Rihanna is giving Lizzo a run for her money when it comes to seriously bad fashion choices. Lizzo loves to shock us by showing way too much of her flesh on totally inappropriate occasions. This is a whole new look for Rihanna. Did pregnancy bring out the desire to flaunt a whole lot of in-your-face bare skin in Rihanna? The skin is undoubtedly pretty, but is this how a smart business woman/performer dresses for an upscale restaurant?

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LIZZO: WHAT’S WRONG WITH MY LOOKS?

Seems like only yesterday that Lizzo was in TEARS over online criticism of her appearance. She griped that her feelings were hurt because body shaming haters didn’t like her looks- she said they were fat-phobic and racist. After all that drama, Lizzo went out to dinner at the expensive restaurant Craig’s, dressed like THIS. Who is she kidding? If Charlize Theron went out looking like THIS- she’d get hateful comments too! ANYBODY would get bad reviews in this unappetizing look. Bad fashion is bad fashion…

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WHO KNEW CRISTIANO RONALDO HAD SUCH GODAWFUL TASTE?

This news is shocking for a number of reasons: handsome Italian soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo has put his condo in Trump Tower up for sale for HALF what he paid for it in 2015! That’s UNHEARD OF in New York’s real estate business. Rumor has it his fans urged him to sell after Trump was elected. In 2015, Ronaldo paid 18.5 million for the 2509 sq ft, 3 bed, 3.5 bath condo. In 2019, he put it up for sale for 9 million with no takers. Honestly, we were SHOCKED to see photos of the place – Cristiano has HORRIBLE taste. The condo is dark and crowded with gaudy furniture and drapes. Each room is grotesquely overdone- the only nice feature is the park view. The asking price is now 7.75 million. The idea of New York real estate LOSING value is almost unimaginable. Could it have anything to do with the name on the building?