Anonymous

GUESS THE IDENTITY OF THIS ANONYMOUS SUPERMODEL

It used to be IMPOSSIBLE for a well known supermodel to walk down the street in Brooklyn unmolested. Truck drivers would catcall out their windows and construction workers would yowl from their rooftop perches. Guys walking down the street would try to strike up a conversation, and teenage girls would beg for an autograph. How times have changed. The simple addition of a mask and a dressed-down appearance can give a famous face anonymity. The only thing giving away the identity of this beauty is perhaps her eyebrows. If you haven’t guessed who it is: it’s Bella Hadid with no frills…

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TOM CRUISE'S HOME AWAY FROM HOME IN NASHVILLE

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Tom Cruise would want you to know about this. Scientologists are opening a new “Celebrity Centre” in Nashville in a 36000 square foot building that was once an elementary school. A “Celebrity Centre” is where the Scientologists entertain members with money. The space isn’t even refurbished yet, and already the Anonymous protesters have showed up with signs that say “Religion is Free – Scientology is neither” and “Honk If You Think Scientology is a Cult.” They’re getting lots of honks.

WILL SMITH INSISTS HE IS NOT A SCIENTOLOGIST

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Will Smith must be getting worried that his connection to Scientology might be damaging his career or turning off his fans. On Monday the LA anti-Scientology group Anonymous was picketing the Scientology linked school (called the New Village Leadership Academy) that Will is opening. The school admits to using L Ron Hubbard’s “Study Tech” method for educating kids. Imagine the protesters surprise when Will showed up in person to chat with them! Will stated firmly “I am NOT a Scientologist.” Will went on to say that his son used the Scientology Study Tech method to learn to read and he became an avid reader, so Will likes the technique. The Anon people pointed out that using the study technique glorified Hubbard and Scientology. Will declared that his school had NO religious agenda and he would look into concerns brought up by protesters. Will admitted he didn’t know if the school was paying Scientology to use the teaching technique. The Anonymous group was favorably impressed with his earnest tone, but they remain vigilant. WE think that Tom Cruise’s buddy Jada Pinkett Smith is pulling the strings behind the scenes here, and that SHE is committed to Scientology more than Will.

JANEANE GARAFOLO HAS NO BEEF WITH SCIENTOLOGY

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The internet group called Anonymous (XENU.NET) has been picketing Scientology buildings in Hollywood and recently they showed up in full force when the Celebrity Centre held a major black tie $600 a plate event . The protesters, who are popping up all around the world, wear masks and carry signs that say things like:
“Ron is Gone, But the Con Goes On”
“Revoke the Scientology Tax Exemption”
“Scientology Kills”
“Honk if you Hate Tom Cruise
Coincidentally, politically conscious Janeane Garafolo, in a green t shirt and pink leggings, happened to be walking down the street and when she saw the protesters she sneered “F***ING BIGOTS!”
The protesters were surprised by her thoughtless comment, because they are convinced that Scientologists are the bigots. Maybe she wants to be on the “church’s” good side.