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The Kardashian sisters posed for topless photos in a desperate attempt to save their Kardashian Kollection at Sears. The large fashion collection has been underperforming for the struggling department store chain, which was counting on the Kardashian name to stir up consumer interest and boost revenue. Sears invested a lot of money in the collection and it’s likely that Kim’s “fall from grace” after filing for divorce turned shoppers off. Posing topless for their new jean collection might help Sears – or it might not. Actually, we like Sears because it might be the oldest chain and mail-order store left (we collect old Sears catalogs) and we hope it survives the Kardashians.
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Just look how wholesome these traditional American role models are. Hard working, embodies the American work ethic, giving back to America and creating jobs at Sears, an American icon and tradition.
I wish them to be the American success story we all want them to be.
And I do so love their show. Each week, we see the fun, the troubles and adventures of the entire clan. And each week, they bring new meaning to countless American lives and families.
An American National Treasure. The Kardashian Family.
Personally, I think it is too soon to count Kim K & The Kardashian’s out!
Khloe & Lamar have a new show coming out soon and I think this will take some of the heat of of the other family members for awhile.
PS Once people realize that skanky Paris Hilton is trying to make a comeback, they just might welcome KK back with open arms.
OK, I’m no marketing expert, but somebody explain to me please: how does showing three sets of fake boobies supposed to convince women to rush out to Sear’s and buy jeans? Aren’t topless ads more effective when they are trying to push mens’ products? If I want to look at tits I just have to look down
This may be the demise of the K Klan and Sears. Sears in the mall is virtually empty even on weekends.
@Palmero: I so agree w/ you! Whoever green lighted this newest Sears marketing campaign has made a HUGE mistake. It’s tacky, to say the least. Yeah, right, I’m gonna see this ad and be inspired to rush to Sears to find a pair of jeans for my 14-year-old daughter. NOT.
Massive failure.
The Bible Belt and the Heartland DOES NOT LIKE THE KOCKROACH KLAN!!
Nother nail in the coffin of Sears!
Wont even help w/ BLACK customers. Fat K sisters made to look slim. Maybe OJ will get a boner when he sees his daughter! BLACK Morgan Freeman certainly will.
I am trying to decide if the poster Debbie is being serious or sarcastic?!
Talk about photoshopped to hell! I thought Kim had a big ass – that is suppose to be part of her appeal to many.
Like I said I have been watching K&K take NY – only because I want to see how bad they try and make the ex look.
The advert does not appeal to me, I haven’t worn jeans for many years – just a preference, as it is not my kind of apparel.
Lol @ Palermo – yeah we can just look down, at least mine are the real deal.
JANET, WHERE IS THE PHOTO OF THE ASS (HUMAN OR FARM ANIMAL) THAT I REQUESTED?
You should put up a photo of a big ole ass in place of a Kardashian photo. You should do it and start a trend. Don’t be a fraidy cat. (lol)
Perhaps, three asses should be suitable here.
These are some tough and shameless bitches. They are relentless in their pursuit of money and attention. They make more money then the most accomplished actors writers director and producers in entertainment.All as a result of a cowardly murder and a golden shower.
Janet, Crazy Days and Nights has declared February to be kockroach Kardashian free. No mention, no photos, nothing. I would prefer, like Walt, a picture of the backend of a jackass as an alternative.
Um hello, why is she on floor playing footsteps with Kim’s crotch.
Disgusting. WHy would this entice WOMEN to buy this stuff?!
Walt, I can still upload a picture of my horse’s big ole ass to use. We actually have 3 horses we could use but one of them doesn’t have a big ass like the other 2 hefty ones.
Gross. Photoshopped pic. Nasty clothes. Sears needs to drop them fast. Can’t stand any of them in that Greedy Family!!
the Kartrashians have very cheaply made tacky clothes in Sears, the whole department was so empty and they would never wear their own things out in public.
Sears may have pounded the last nail in it’s coffin by teaming up with the Kardashians and their lousy products.
Kourtney’s hairline really creeps me out. It’s not exactly Eddie munster but odd just the same.
And kims boob looks faker than a three dollar bill.
I’m surprised momma Kris isn’t topless along with them. She reminds me of Liberace when he ordered his lover to get his face kniffed up to look just like his. Except she’s Liberace and Kim is the lover, it really looks like her doctor made their faces identical, except Kim looks ten years younger than the mom.
why they don’t use a COW from the graslands?
…….or miss PIGGY instead of khloe?
did you really think khloe is slim?
getoutahere: EVEN HER LITTLE TOE IS PHOTOSHOPPED, folks!!
Janet
boycott those tired Kockroach whores for Feb…here are some ideas on who you should write about!
Lana Del Ray, plastic contrived new singer “gansta Nancy Sinatra”
Rhianna…shows lots of leg, tit, and gets drunk in public she is HOT
Bradley Cooper the new Rock Hudson
Lil Wayne, homoerotic hiphop star
anything but the Kockroach Klan, for the love of gawd!
Thanks Miss Kitty. Excellent idea!
I feel bad for Sears, hitching their star to a bunch of disgusting pigs like them. Their fans should be made to shop at Sears and wear their god awful slut looking clothe as they sit in the electronic department watching Kim’s sex tape as that dog of a man pees on her! Yep that’s the tickets. That surly would get some customers into Sears. Oh and Sears if the Kardashian sluts won’t wear their own shit clothes what makes you believe that Sear customers would? Just sayin…
@Debbie. Good one Deb!
Yep that’s my girl’s hero’s.
Why as we speak my kids are vogueing seductively while topless in the corridors of higher learning. All the girls are.
Boycott Sears.
I’m concerned about the LandsEnd brand. Sears bought them a few years ago and if Sears goes under, I hope another clothing company else will buy it and not let it go under as well. Sears must be desperate if they are using the K family for marketing.
The Kardashians are looking very desperate! When all three start taking off clothes to sell clothes what else is left?
sears better get ridda them fast ..
boycottkim.com over 655,000 signs and growing by the minute ..
sears is boycotted until they do the right thang ..
ain’t nobody wants to see these skanky hoes ..
they are DUNZO ..
Really Sears? Does anyone even LIKE these freaks anymore?? Whoever approved this should be…gone.
I wish we had Advertising Standards like Britain does because the above photo has TOTALLY BEEN AIRBRUSHED! No way those Miss Piggies have stomachs that flat.
I only buy discounted at Sears because they are overpriced. And the K’s underwear line is ITCHY and CHEAP quality. Buy Wonderbras instead ladies. Your boobs will thank you!