BRITNEY SPEARS : CAFFEINATED AND FINANCIALLY SECURE

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Is Britney selling designer handbag knockoffs (Versace?) out of the trunk of her car? No, but apparently when she shops on Robertson she wants to be SURE she has enough money. The everpresent plastic coffee cup is accounted for and we assume she’s getting nervous about appearing on the VMA’s because her nails are bitten to the max.

59 thoughts on “BRITNEY SPEARS : CAFFEINATED AND FINANCIALLY SECURE

  1. Margo,,Perhaps if certain people (Xtina) would stop instigating Brit Fan she could calm down. If cameras followed you around all day long it would look like you were neglecting your kids, killing your pets,drinking and doing drugs, having sex with your female assistants and loser male music video extras,flashing your chubby body, showing your stinky catfish,had bad hair,worse clothing choices,fat legs,wasa weirdo,has been,attention whore, a whore in general,lip synced,zero music sales, your fragrance line bombed,bad nutrition choices,wore the same godamn brown boots every godamn day,couldn’t make it to appointments,was a bi polar hillbilly,drank super extra large sugary coffee drinks with whip cream constantly,smoked menthol cigs and drank red bull, was on the cover of every magazine for being a loser, was dumb as dirt,bossy, know it all and bought fake designer purses,,Tell me who doesn’t leave their house,,,and these cameras make it look like all this is going on. Britney makes 700,000 dollars a month so she can do anything she wants.

  2. Art,
    You forgot to mention the “lollypops”,,,
    those everpresent drug lollys that Brit Brit seems to like ,,so very much. Oh and sorry,,one LAST thing,those nails,,,those horrible finger nails and thats it.

  3. 700,000 pesos a month is more like it. That figure was from KFed’s lawyer and you know it’s inflated because you always aim high in any lawsuit.
    Let’s see if this train wreck pulls it together tonight. If she forgets to move her lips to the music or even missteps on her dance moves she is REALLY OVER!!!!!

  4. Xtina,,,Actually, Brittany’s perfume is THE number 1 selling fragrance. Do you know the term “royalties”?? She is set for life on that alone. Not to mention the scores of Brittany products marketed for young girls. So, inflated? Don’t think so.

  5. Like I said #1 selling perfume at FLEA MARKETS ACROSS AMERICA!
    Yes I know royalties but do you know that Britney does not write her own music? SHOCKING!!!
    So she gets no royalties you dumb a$$!!
    Britney products marketed for YOUNG DRUGGED OUT HO’s no doubt.

  6. OMG! BRITNEY TOTALLY LIVED UP TO HER TALENTLESS REPUTATION TONIGHT. DID U SEE THAT HUGE STOMACH AND CRAPPY DANCING? SHE COULDN’T EVEN LIP SYNC. SHE IS SOOOOO WASHED UP & OVER.

  7. Like I said Y’all Britney was bomb! SHE IS OVER!!!
    Her belly was moving more to the music than her lips!
    Her weave was busted and in need of a flea bath. I’ve seen better hair on drag queens.

  8. She should have been lip syncin, “gimme jenny craig”. She is bloated. This is WONDERFUL. Bring on the stripper pole.

  9. She should have stayed home and taken care of her kids instead of making a fool of herself. TRAGIC.

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