When his macho heavy metal musician hit it big with his band, he partied to the max and indulged in all kinds of self destructive behavior. Eventually he cleaned up his act, got married and started a family. But one nasty habit he still struggles with is his sex addiction. Now he has an assistant who reads newspapers and magazines before he does, and cuts out all the pictures of sexy women in underwear ads or wearing bikinis.
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Gene Simmons
Gene Simmons or Ted Nugent.
Slash sounds like a good guess,I know Gene Simmons is not married even though he has been living with his girl forever,I didn’t think that Nugent is married either.
Nikki Sixx
Definitely Gene. He’s a total perv.
Nikki Sixx is divorced,and Gene Simmons is not married..
I was thinking about Ozzy Osbourne
Ozzy Osbourne – was in Black Sabbath
This can apply to EVERY rock and roll musician that’s married?
david lee roth
David Lee Roth is gay!
“Self Destrutive” = “Appetite for destruction= – Slash from Guns and Roses btw Slash is looking very fat and Black these days with his hair off his face showing his African facial features (his mom is Black).
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I don’t think Guns’n’Roses was ever considered heavy metal – hard rock, yes, but not metal.
You may have a point there 1:16 but what other rocker is married …
You idiots…it’s Ozzy!
How could you miss my drag queen schtick on stage, stick a moo moo and a big wig on me and I’m Carmen Miranda.
OMG, is David Lee Roth really gay???
Couldn’t be Ozzy; he’s so feeble I don’t believe his manhood works any more!
Yes David Lee Roth is gay google that shiz.
In the past decade have you seen him photographed on a date with a female? Nope not even a beard so for that I give the man props.
Tommy Lee, Nikki Sixx, Bret Michaels, Vince Neil…take your pick.
Has to be Meatloaf!!
Neither Tommy Lee, Nikki Six or Bret Michaels is married…don’t know about Vince neill
Andy Dick???
James Hetfield
Alice Cooper?
If it is Slash, his book is an awesome read !
it’s Steven Tyler
Rod Stewart!!!
Lance Bass it’s obvious
Steven Tyler is divorced. Aerosmith isn’t considered metal. It’s rock.
It’s definately Slash.
Oh come on! It’s not Slash – it’s James Hetfield from Metallica!
I don’t get it. What’s so shocking about this? Sounds more like a hobby than a vice.
Only thing shameful is that he’s too lazy to do the cutting himself.
James Hetfield from Metallica is so NOT MACHO… it’s SLASH the reluctant Black man.
I think the assistant’s name is Edwardo.. I win!
Gene Simmons doesn’t drink, smoke or take drugs so it can’t be him.
Definitely Tommy Lee
Doesnt say he is still married
It says he cleaned up his act, so he wouldn’t drink, smoke, or do drugs. Duh. If he does, it’s NOT him.
Gene Simmons isn’t married and has never been married.
mettalica guy,james helfield!
It couldn’t POSSIBLY be poor old Ozzy, how stupid! He can barely navigate around his own house.
And an assistant clipping out pictures of women out of reading material? Equally stupid! What happens when the sex fiend sees women out in public? Does the assistant blindfold the guy when a woman is spotted up ahead? Dumb!
It’s probably Slash. Though I doubt his equipment is in working order, either.
Sebastian bach from skid row? My friend did him way back in the day and he was a mess – into needles and watersports. Now he’s married but I wonder..
David Lee Roth – poor Valerie!
Zack Wilde, maybe…
It’s GOT to be James Hetfield – metal, A.A., married. Yep, James!