SIMON COWELL TAKES CARE OF HIMSELF

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Simon Cowell was oblivious to stares, but he created quite a stir in Whole Foods on 3rd street when he shopped there alone. A checkout clerk said “He wasn’t wearing the usual black tight t shirt- he wore an ordinary cheap white Hanes undershirt. You’d never know he was such a wealthy guy. He didn’t buy any food – he stocked up on vitamins and mineral supplements that specifically promote healthy organs and boost the immune system. “

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21 thoughts on “SIMON COWELL TAKES CARE OF HIMSELF

  1. He’s cool. I liked his candid comments about Britney.
    BTW, who are Britney’s PR people and why didn’t they prevent MTV exploiting her on their awards show??

  2. Simon’s an ass.
    Thinks he can undo damage from heavy smoking & no exercise w/vitamins.

  3. He talks too much….and yet, he really doesn’t say anything.
    Odd.

  4. He may be a jerk but at least he is honest and not a backstabbing bastard. Plus he is rich and more successful than any of you losers.

  5. Go back to your 6th grade gym class, Nicola, where it’s still cool to call people losers.

  6. He is wasting his money on buying vitamins and supplements. He’ll piss it all away. The best way to get those nutrients it to EAT RIGHT and eat the RIGHT FOODS. Vitamins are the biggest waste of $$$$.

  7. JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK JERK . GOT THE MESSAGE?

  8. his car is neat but guy behind the wheel is a big @#$%^&*()_+_)(*&^%$#@!

  9. ah! poor simon everybody is picking on you TOO BAD you are a so 5 second going nowhere yes!

  10. Anon Sept 13 7:41am
    Oh Diddums.
    Were you always the last to get picked for the team ?
    You Grade 6 LOSER…!!!!!

  11. Janet Charlton, why do you think “Jesus will become a major target of sarcasm in the future” that “it’s about time.” Why does Jesus deserve to be a target?

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