Here’s a gift for the person who has everything- a custom carved coffin in the shape of anything you desire. A man named Paa Joe of Ghana, Africa, has gained notoriety producing an amazing collection of custom coffins – so much that now his work is featured in the Jack Bell Gallery in London. Joe will carve a coffin in the shape of a bird, a plane, a camera, even a car – whatever model you desire.
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Wouldn’t it be great if it were law that one had to be buried in a coffin designed to represent the biggest detail of one’s life. Then people like Tom Cruise, John Travolta and Ryan Seacrest would have to be buried in closets.
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Paris hilton would have a pus coffin, or whatever herpes looks like.
Sebastian, you are bad. By the way, what does it matter it’ll be covered by dirt. A pine box will be fine, save the money and give it to someone who could use it.
I’m with Lenny on this one. The casket might be good for a few laughs at the wake (and who doesn’t like a good laugh at a wake?) but who would pay good money for something that gets buried in the ground to rot?
Lets start a fund to have a big, fat, bulldog created for Reta’s planting.
One of those slobbering, bug-eyed ones.
thanks, BUT I’M STILL ALIVE, you know.
Patrick we are already collecting for yours — it is penis shaped, cause your such a dick.
Patrick, actually I prefer my 7 pound Yorkie. Just what the fuck IS your problem with me anyway? That I don’t like racists, and believe in equality? Well, I can certainly see how THAT would make you lose sleep fretting over what an awful person I am. And what’s YOUR excuse? Perhaps you’d like to lick strom’s boots or play with “wim’s” tiny penis in his closet like he does (aka Captain America/Gerard Vandeburg). Are you a closet boy too Patrick? Funny how you choose ME to attack out of all these people, consistantly, and let the nasty boys go past with nary a word. Perhaps you ARE “strom” or “wim”, altho I doubt the latter, you seem a tad more literate that he does. Your play.
Patrick: PS..Soylent Green is PEOPLE… it’s P-E-O-P-L-E!!!
Patrick your constant baiting of Reta borders on obsession. I’m donating to Sebastian’s fund for your coffin…you know, the one shaped like you..a small dick with no balls.
You’re back. No where else to go and no one really cares about you in real life.
Sebastin, you are as closeted as they come. Only closeted peeps care about the sexuality of others!
good for him on this venture!!! i hope that he is able to live well from this. it’s no different than someone paying top dollar for an ordinary casket.
i’m all for entrepreneurship.
Great art, and great humor, Canada. Thanks!
Reta’s Rainbow is obviously:
1) Patrick
2) Some pathetic loser connected in some way to this site, who got offended by something I wrote, and does not have the guts to openly discuss it.
3)Some little sniper or troll.
RR, who cares about you that feel the need to randomly take swipes at people? Go out and do it on the street, so that someone can do us all a favor and punch your lights out.
@Cal, LOL!!! It should also have a parachute, cause you know the earth is going to spit Paris up.
Sebastian, I have just come to the same conclusion that the coward Patrick is none other than my dearly beloved “Rainbow”. A coward behind a keyboard is much the same as one who bullies on the freeway. Perhaps this is the “road rage” moron who killed that publicist in LA/BevHills? Seems like a lot of unwarrented hostility there, huh? And now finding “closeted peeps” behind every post. Can’t even spell your name right. God, I hate stupid!
Nope, I’m not Patrick! You’re not even close!
unwarrented==unwarranted
And you’re lonely.
Look at it this way Reta, you must be doing something right you got stalkers and freaks loving you.
Well, whoever it is, he is just making a fool of himself at this point. Reta, let’s just enjoy the little retard show.
I just hope that, if the little pisher ever drops out, it is because (s)he has seen sense, or found something better to do, and not pulled similar stunts in the real world and ended up hospitalized.
HaHaHa! What a circus!
I agree. Grow up folks.
Brian? Who is Brian?
Well, I’m all for craftspeople…and the arts….and entrepreneurship….and individuality in life and the afterlife….so I say, carry on casket maker. There’s room for all kinds of ceremonial….arts.