PRIMPING FOR THE CAMERAS GOT PARIS HILTON IN TROUBLE

We’re puzzled by the Paris Hilton conundrum when it comes to her cocaine possession arrest in Las Vegas. According to the AP, police smelled marijuana drifting out of the car occupied by Paris and her boyfriend Cy Waits and they were pulled over near the Wynn Hotel. Cy was arrested for DUI and when looky-loos started to gather and take photos, Paris asked if they could go inside the hotel. In the lobby she sensed the arrival of cameras, so she pulled her lip gloss out of her purse and in doing so, a small packet of cocaine fell out. Hence, SHE was arrested for possession of a controlled substance. Paris has already made it clear that she plans to claim it wasn’t HER purse. If it wasn’t her purse, what was her lip gloss doing in there? She can leave it to her high-powered lawyer to figure this one out.

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28 thoughts on “PRIMPING FOR THE CAMERAS GOT PARIS HILTON IN TROUBLE

  1. When they make a movie of Paris’ life – and we know they will – it should be called “Blow”, for so many reasons.

  2. You just can’t help but notice her size 10 shoes, sometimes 10 1/2 depending on the make.

    And the tip of that nose is frightful. It would be a very small minor surgery to get it honed down. Surprised she hasn’t done it yet. I guess other things take precedence.

    Yep, it’s hard not to notice these 2 things about her.

  3. Idiots, they arrested this airhead instead of arresting “the big fish”, “the drug lords” out there! It always happens so. Of course its impossible since drug dealing runs to the highest circles, including presidents…

  4. I think Paris has a drug problem. Just a few days ago a low life man with Knives was banging on her windows and doors. Was that her drug dealer with a drug deal gone bad???

  5. @Indy,

    Paris Hilton wears a size 12, not 10. And I’ll bet she uses those size twelves to walk on this charge too.

  6. ^^^^^^No, the google said she is a size 11, but maybe a size 12 by now, I’ve heard drugs make your feet grow. lol.

  7. What bothers me most about Paris is how she has altered her looks to make herself into the Nazi ideal of a fraulein – the white-blonde hair (not natural) blue eyes (contacts) and Germanic schnoz (plastic surgery). Before her makeover, Paris looked like a cute, dark, exotic Anglo-Franco young lady. Why did she want to go from patrician and subtly-sophisticated, to Nazi bimbo hooker is beyond me.

  8. didnt that nasty lady gag copy this pose down to the mic being wrapped around her body

  9. Sad “Spoiled Little Rich/Bitch Girl” Paris. She has resorted to these tactics to get publicity. Bin there, seen that. Time to get a real life paris and fade into real society, maybe get married and have some children. we are all very tired of you and your lame attention getting stunts. if you get off of these charges you better watch your back because I think all policefficers will be aon the look out for you.

    By the way Indy, you should go back to comedy school and work on your comedic skills some more before you subject people to your lame jokes. Ha Ha Ha, not!

  10. Here’s what sums up Paris Hilton:

    Bottom of the barrel busted bitch. Harsh, yes, but quite fitting for useless pieces of trash.

  11. That cord’s kinda long for a vibrator, isn’t it? What’s she planning to do, extend it all the way out to the curb before she puts on her “show?!” (No doubt!)

    (PS…isn’t the HEAD of her vibrator a little bit SMALL for HER?!)

  12. Sebastian, typical Canadian idiot. So only “Nazis/Nazi women” have blonde hair and blue eyes… U never cease to amaze me/us, ure an endless source of moronity.

  13. She paid for that nose? Creepy. She’s frozen emotionally at about age 14–7th grade girl.

  14. It’s not now, it’s 10 years down the road and then how will Paris’s life be? She has alot of baggage.

  15. listen: where there is smoke, THERE IS FIAR!!!!!!!!!!

  16. XYZ,

    I said appearance over-all was that of the Nazi ideal. Read the post.

    It is her over-all look that is so disturbing. And the lengths to which she had gone to look like that is even more disturbing – always wearing those blue contacts, and having surgery to create a nose that is far from the current ideal (is a schnoz).

    Stop being a stereotypical American idiot. Read the whole, and don’t just dump on one phrase. And if you don’t know something learn.

    I make that assertion about Hilton because my grandmother was German and lived through the Nazi period, and looked just like the Nazis ideal German woman (it was a specific look that supposedly demonstrated “racial puritity”). Hilton looks exactly like a glammed-up version of her. It is creepy.

  17. BTW XYZ, all I ever see you post is abuse or B.S. You do not even seem to post out of fun or interest in the subject. Pull the stick out of your butt.

  18. TMZ is saying she had 8 grams. That is no “small bag”. That’s a LOT. And if it was right there in that purse there’s no way she could have missed it. Just sayin.

  19. In the interest of providng correct info, I just got my magnifying glass out and she had .8 grams, not 8. Sorry folks.

  20. dear xyz,

    if there wasnt a demand, there wouldnt be need for a supply, that is simple economics and anyone interested in dollars and cents can recognize this. get a clue. you are an idiot and living in la la land. and btw with all the money this country throws around if they really wanted to they could put an end to the drug trade but they dont want to, it creates too many jobs in this country and they dont want to part with that, there is law enforcement, politicians, lawyers, jailers, bail bonds men, drug counselors, funding for schools anti drug programs, community anti drug programs, sober living housing and I am sure thousands of others I have not mentioned waiting to get those drug dollars, not to mention the idiot americans that are so depressed they need to slowly kill themselves with these drugs. so lets just be honest about it. about all of it.

  21. Muffin, what the hell did I say that was so funny or so not funny? This is depressing what you said.

    And here is a sobering non-funny thought for you. The world is in a fast downward spiral; the whole world has been taken over by the latest electronic gadget. Example: Lining up for 3 days to get the latest..whatever it was, an I-Pad? I don’t have anything but a cell phone, no frills don’t need them. applause.applause.

    Another thought: There is/was a play called “Stop the World, I wanna get off”. Some are deep thinkers of the overall picture of things, and some are NOT.

  22. No cop with any experience would hand over a purse to a suspect without taking at least a cursory look inside. The coke just “falling out” was unlikely. Even if she hadn’t asked for the lip balm, the cop undoubtedly would have (illegally? — was she under arrest?) searched her bag while she was in the bathroom.

  23. But it wasn’t coke, it was gum! Also, it wasn’t her purse. Making such ridiculous statements only confirms that this woman is a complete airhead.

  24. Compared to Ms. Upper Crust Hotel Heiress, I guess the rest of us “mere mortals” are just plain and simply commoners compared to the lifestyle that all her great grandfather’s business sense has been able to afford her.
    She may have all the fame, and money that she will never be able to spend,but Miss Hilton would never be considered a guess at one of my family get-togethers. In reality, if the truth was told,I would easily believe that she is an absolute embarrassment to her own family.Money she may have,but, Paris Hilton does not *even know how to pretend to have a “little” bit of class.

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