WATCH OUT, HERE COMES JANICE DICKINSON!

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On a recent visit to Robertson Blvd, Janice Dickinson burst into one of her favorite posh stores, screaming into her cell phone as usual, and marched to the rear of the store as other shoppers jumped out of the way. She plopped down on a chair, rummaged around in her bag, and yelled “Where’s my WALLET? I can’t find MY WALLET!” This happens ALL THE TIME! It’s a CONSPIRACY!” Terrified customers ducked out the door as Janice’s long suffering assistant came running in the store. “Your wallet’s in the car!” she said, rolling her eyes.

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26 thoughts on “WATCH OUT, HERE COMES JANICE DICKINSON!

  1. I am still a fan of ANTM, but I do wish Janice could come back as a judge. Her brand of crazy is just damn fun.

  2. She’s a hot mess. I’m sure the shoppers were getting out of her way because her freakishness was more than they’d bargained for.

  3. This a woman who can’t growup because then she’d have to look at herself and her behavior.

  4. C’mon guys, isn’t she a nice change for the safe and sensible celebrities, particularly in the modeling industry?

    Everyone – Tyra, Cindy, Christy – is about practicality and just making a buck. It is nice to see some bad girls are still around.

  5. LOL Palermo! Yeah, I was going to mention Naomi. However, she is not fall-down-in-the-gutter crazy like Janice.

  6. I would fuck mud before I would stick it in her. Besides a major problem with self importance, if her fake tits and other paid for parts ever collapsed she would fall into a pile of dust. She would have 1 last thing to say however and it would be…This can’t happen, I’m Americas first super model.

  7. I agree with most of the above, except to say…what the heck, it’s somehow refreshing to know someone that says what she wants to and really doesn’t give a rat’s ass what anyone thinks. Bawdy and raunchy, that’s our Janice.

  8. Yeah Indy, I obviously agree. And people are nasty about her because she is an older female with a F**k You attitude. She is more of a trailblazer than a lot of women in the public eye. Madonna could take lessons.

  9. Indy and Sebastian, it amazes and saddens me that you speak admiringly about her. She is skank personified and proud of it, a sorry excuse and hardly a trailblazer. More like a delusional legend in her own mind.

  10. Dillon: I didn’t exactly mean to speak highly of her. At least she is what she is, admits to multiple surgeries and doesn’t cover up her wild ways. In a funny way I admire that, but basically don’t condone it.

  11. Dillon, in some small way she does make an interesting feminist statement. She is only doing what many an aging rocker does. And why shouldn’t she?

    Most of those models from the sixties and seventies had more interesting lives, and actually did more real work, than rock stars from the same period. They had to be thin, and fit, and look good, and arrive on time, and deliver. They earned their stripes. Janice is the only one I know of who takes that stance, and will get in people’s faces about it. Good for her!

    And, is she promiscuous, or do you use the term “skank” as a form of misogynist abuse? Regardless, at least she is not a pedo, or incestuous, like some old pop stars and movie people we could mention.

  12. Strom, so Janice is a skank and Halle Berry is a self-hating n****r. So what. All that pales in comparison to what white males do. Let’s put together a quick list(All of these are “alleged”):
    Mick Jagger consistently bedded under-aged girls.
    John Phillips had an incestuous relationship with his daughter.
    Roman Polanski drugged and raped a 13 year old.
    Woody Allen seduced his girlfriends under-aged adopted daughter.

    And those are just the celebrated or high profile cases and stories.

    Nuff said?

  13. The comments you made about Halle are yours, not mine.

    You and Lenny and a few more are trying to turn this site into all about you….how shallow and foolish.

  14. Strom, you are not interested in any discourse, and your wit is sparse at best. And your comments are rarely relevant to the posted story.

    So why are you on this site?

  15. strom, the problem is the comments are not necessary about every black woman or male or women who date black men. Talking about people is what we all do and it’s fun or we wouldn’t be here. But to just jump a person only for their race or sexual orientation is just plain dumb and sad. It’s show how small a man you really are and so far you haven’t done much to disprove that.

  16. Lenny, It’s EXACTLY what I’ve been saying all along! So tired or the racists on here!

  17. No model behavior here, Janice was caught completely off guard without the benefits of her daily medications. Janice has never denied the **fact that she likes to walk on the wild side.

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