TOM CRUISE DRESSES LIKE SOMEBODY'S BOSS

TomcutsuitpgWe have finally ascertained who is responsible for Tom Cruise’s oddly mature and unfashionable three piece suit look. Last week he was seen at Cut in Beverly Hills overdressed yet again in a vested suit and tie. For the past year Tom has been girdling himself in vests that match his dark suits. Keep in mind that stuffy three piece dark suits are seldom worn in warm Los Angeles. Lighter, hipper apparel is the choice for men of means. We just learned that Tom gets his suits from Brioni the Italian suitmaker who has a shop in Beverly Hills. Brioni specializes in custom making suits for men of odd sizes – tall men, SHORT men, heavy-set men etc. Sort of like a Big & Tall for rich guys. If their customers want shoes with lifts, they supply those too. Recently Tom went to the store to have his jacket buttons changed – he didn’t like the B emblem on them.

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17 thoughts on “TOM CRUISE DRESSES LIKE SOMEBODY'S BOSS

  1. omg. SSHHH! Hahahaha, alot of short people go there. You’re so bad Janet, this is def gossip, funny, cause it’s on the dL, but you just put him and all the other guys on blast. Lol. Notice Ryan S. shops here too, and he might make it to 5/9 1/2……..on a good day.
    =)

  2. This suitmaker/seamstress joint is a relic from the ’50s. A total time warp.
    No wonder Tom dresses so old fashioned.

  3. He waers the dark suit, vested look to hide the fact that he has put on Travolta pounds; all those gay Scientologists start gaining weight as they realize they’ve lived their lives in a lie, trying to be macho movie men, when what they want to be is the damsel in distress, or in a dress.
    He’s a homo.

  4. Gross. Look who’s back. Ultra-positive, uplifting, washed up drag queen Margo Channing.
    Sorry Janet, but this guy is annoying.

  5. Hey, you have to give Tom credit for at least caring about his appearance as opposed to all the dirtbag “celebs” who go out looking like homeless riffraff.

  6. ok he’s paying all this money to look mature , how about a mature man’s haircut … i mean it looks like he spent so much for the hairplugs at least look better than a street hustler (remember him with that look)

  7. Sorry to bother you, Anonymous, but the man’s as gay as a picnic basket and for him to live his life as a lie, and say the homphobic things he’s said, he needs to be called on it.
    Aint’ no bigger gay basher than a homo in a closet.

  8. YOU GO MARGO..WE DO ENJOY YOUR COMMENTS…THEY ALWAYS MAKE US LAUGH….

  9. It also hides the giant gut and ungly man titties he now has. yum yum yum!!!!!

  10. Missy Cruise is a gay closeted hot mess but we knew that already.

  11. tom is practicing his german SS lockstep. germany is banning his ass from filming his new movie.
    d-listed has a picture of travolta’s lace front wig.
    buahahaha

  12. I suspect their PR person has told them to start dressing sophisticated. I think TC wants both of them to portray a personification of ultra chic, I think, in an attempt to downplay his nutty meltdown of not so long ago. By the way, I love Katie’s new do.

  13. Katie needs a stylist BADLY! Her clothes may be designer which makes her feel “sophisticated” but my 67 year old mother wouldn’t wear them. She is young and beautiful and that won’t last forever (well maybe it will in hollywood) Just because she is married to an older man doesn’t mean she needs to look like his mother!!

  14. Just because some want Tom to be gay does not make him gay..
    get over it!

  15. The uber gay cult member and his attention whore beard.Where was the turkey baster offspring? Tom is truly starting to look like what he is.A big ol queen.Those suits are as tired as his career is.NEXT!

  16. Anybody know where Tom Cruise got the tie he wore in Lions for Lambs – the burgundy striped one? Is it Armani?

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