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We’d title this photo of Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, “Baby Face and Prune Face ” but we welcome your suggestions for a caption!
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THE TWO FACES OF JENNIFER LOPEZ AND MARC ANTHONY
Is he constipated? Is she really attracted to this tiny little skeletal man, or did she know he could shoot fertile bullets in her desire to have kids. Two burning questions, as mankind struggles daily to survive the never-ending rigors of life.
She is so bloated!! How many trainers,nannies, and chefs will she employ to ensure she gets back to pre-baby weight? And, how long until US Weekly features how she ‘struggled to get her body back’? I get so tired of that lame mags cover stories on these ‘celeb’ mommies losing the baby weight. Please! It’s called hiring an army to make sure it happens.
They both look dreadful, more than usual.
Get over yourselves she looks beautiful, pregnancy definately agrees with her.
Title this pic “Who’s Got the Morning Sickness?”
J-Lo “Mmmm.. the taco salad for dinner was so good my darling husband..”
Mark.. “Meh… I think I got a little beef gristle stuck in my back molar..”
Jesus Christ!!
I wonder if and when miss lopez “WAKES UP” out of this horrible nightmare?
I do not know his “TRICKS” but he is really looking worse evey time!!
Janet, why must you make fun of people’s physical appearance? Does this help to bolster your own opinion of yourself? Clean up sister, you will lose readers.
Mark: “What is making you fart so much?”
JHo: “I DON’T fart!”
A puffed-up Jennifer Lopez steps out with the portrait of Dorian Gray.
It’s just a bad picture of marc and a good one of jennifer. That’s it!
CALL IT: We searched through hundreds of nice photos of this couple attending a UNICEF benefit two weeks ago, and finally found an outtake to comfort our regular losers who have no lives of their own.
JANET,
PLEASE POST A RECENT NON-AIRBRUSHED PICTURE OF YOURSELF. HOW CRUEL YOU ARE. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER. I WILL NOT BE READING YOUR COLUMN ANYMORE.
Jennifer dated quite a few movers & shakers… I couldn’t stand that creep Ben Affleck. This marriage seems solid, and we never hear anything about fights or infidelity. I’ve heard Mark is great in concert. I bet he’s one of those guys who smolders like an alpha male… very sexy quality to women, much more than looks. I don’t care if it’s a bad pic. They seem like two in love. For that, they brighten the internet.
No matter how hard she tries with all her helpers etc….she’ll never ever have any class..go back to the Bronx and raise your dish babies whore! At least her husband can sing!
I met Marc way before he met JLo. He seem like a good person. But hey people change with time. mmmmm! he didn’t. he still skinny as h…peep