It looks like the Jersey Shore stars are checking into the posh Metropole Hotel in South Beach and if rumors are true, it’s QUITE a step up from their accommodations on the first season. This modern hotel features marble bathrooms, Italian kitchens, (just what The Situation ordered) 300 thread count Belgian linens, and grocery delivery. It’s all very upscale and we can’t wait to see how it changes their social encounters. Like last season, there will be no cell phones, TV, or internet.
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I would hate to be the one to keep that kitchen sink clean. What a pain in the butt it would be. Other than that, all I can say is that trash will make this nice place as trashy as they are.
Hope the building owner received a huge security deposit. They will have to fumigate the entire building, when these grease stains move out.
I pity the poor maids that have to come in and clean up after them. I bet they don’t even get a tip or word of thanks. Low class is low class and it’s something that can’t be un-learned.
As dumb, greasy, and stupid looking as they are, they are probably too smart to join Scientology. Seems only the brain-dead A-list stars join up, the main one of course, being tiny Tommy titmouse Cruise. lol
I bet they rack up hundreds of dollar$ in room service with food and drinks and probably eat in bed and throw food everwhere. I hope they all get bitten by bed bugs while sleeping….there are lots of hotels now with bed bugs, per recent news reports.
PS.: It’s true about bed bugs. A lady where I live stayed in a high-end hotel and the next day she woke up with about 100 red bites caused by bed bugs. She was sick with a 101 degree fever for 3 days.
This is going to be nasty… I actually feel sorry for the Metropole. I seriously doubt this is the type of publicity they really want … or need.
but I’m sorry to say nobody can’t cook around there………..
Personally, I was only able to stomach about ten minutes of the original show. But, I actually might watch some of this season. If nothing else, it will be fun to watch these self-absorbed and deluded idiots try and fit in/hook up with the hard-bodies of South Beach. In comparison to most of the bodies I remember seeing on SB, they look like Michael Moore and Rosie O’Donnell. Unless the studios pay/bring in people to hook up with them it should be a great ego-deflating show to watch. Here’s to the train wreck!
300 thread counts sheets are cheap no matter what country they are from, junk. I wouldn’t be advertising a high end hotel with sand paper sheets. Is anyone really going to watch this show, it was a disaster and I still can’t believe these people gained any traction. They are all buffoons. Sad. All of it is just so sad and so… guido.
I feel bad for the bedbugs, they are the ones that will probably get sick for three days.
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