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KARDASHIANS GET THE PARTY STARTED WITH BOTOX

Some families have Sunday dinners but the Kardashians have Sunday Botox parties! According to a family friend, Kris and her offsprings gather every few months – usually on a Sunday since their schedules are jammed during the week – and have a top skin doctor come to their home to inject everyone with Botox! Our source says that the family pays a fortune for an afternoon of injections with the house call going for $25,000 plus the cost of the treatments. Kris usually pays and occasionally will treat her friends as well to the ultimate beauty luxury.

 

This vintage photo of Kardashian sisters shows some of them with larger bodies and smaller lips

IGGY AZALEA IS READY FOR HER COMEBACK

Last year Iggy Azalea announced she was taking a break from performing because she was surrounded by “negative energy.” Boyfriend problems? Obviously she had a change of heart because she hopped onstage during Pitbull’s performance this week in Toronto and sang all her best songs. Turns out, she will be appearing with Pitbull during the rest of his US tour. But something is very DIFFERENT about Iggy now – to be specific- her LOOKS. Gone is the sweet face and innocent blonde curls- Iggy could now pass for a Kardashian! Did she take time off to do something to her face?

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IRELAND BALDWIN HAS THE ANTI-KARDASHIAN LOOK

Call this the anti-Kardashian photo. It seems like Ireland Basinger Baldwin is always posting photos of herself in her car. She looks especially pretty here – partly because she looks NATURAL – with a minimum, not a maximum, of make up, false eyelashes and fake hair, and nary a trace of photoshopping. It’s too bad that young girls who idolize the Kardashians and want to look like them, are now taking pains to look as UN-natural as possible. Females would be much better off aspiring to a more organic type of beauty.

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WOMENS RIGHTS ARE NO BIG DEAL TO THE KARDASHIANS

Shame, shame, shame on the Kardashians and Jenners for not sending a SINGLE family member to take part in the Women’s March. Too busy taking selfies? Keep in mind the Kardashian-Jenner family made their fortune because teen girls watched their TV shows. The Kardashians taught these young female fans to slather on their makeup and take off their clothes to attract men. (Advanced education is a no-no subject in their house.) Granted it would have been difficult to march in five inch stilettos along with a beauty squad and MALE bodyguards. While we’re on the subject, we have to point out that Madonna may have had good intentions, but she made a huge mistake in trying to out trash-talk Donald Trump. She sounded like an ignorant guy with a pickup truck and a gun in the glove compartment. For some reason Madonna thinks its cool to act like a man. She needs to take lessons from Gloria Steinem. Gloria knows that women are superior and gives truly motivating speeches. And they’re not all about HER.

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STELLA MCCARTNEY FLAUNTS A KARDASHIAN INSPIRED FROCK

Judging by this photo, Stella McCartney has quite a sense of humor. She turned up at the London premier of Absolutely Fabulous: The Movie and is pictured here with Kate Moss. Stella’s dress has this enormous bump in the back – almost like a huge bustle, and we wonder what happens when she sits down! Will it be squashed? Is this a sly tribute to the giant backside movement started by the Kardashians?

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ANNE HATHAWAY ALMOST HAD A NICE MOMENT THERE…

As you may know, Anne Hathaway recently posted this rather charming and innocent looking photo of Helena Bonham Carter captioned “IN A WORLD OF KARDASHIANS, Be a Helena Bonham Carter “ Helena is her usual slightly eccentric tousled self in the pic. It’s a nice and inoffensive message to young girls that EVERYONE doesn’t have to be overtly sexy and heavily made up like the you-know-whos. Looking off-beat or nerdy is just fine. Believe it or not, Anne was criticized by internet trolls (Kardashian fans?) who claimed to be OFFENDED by the post and unfortunately she caved, and took it down and apologized. How could ANYONE be turned off by this message? Anne is trying too hard to be politically correct…

CHRISTINA AGUILERA : THE KARDASHIAN INFLUENCE

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This photo makes us want to tear our hair out because it illustrates how much influence the overbearing Kardashians have had on the world of makeup. Christina Aguilera has a perfectly nice face but when she appeared at a red carpet event for The Voice this week she looked like THIS. The hair is cool, but she’s PAINTED and shaded within an inch of her life! How far is the artificial look going to go? Those heavy false eyelashes – everything looks drawn on. What happened to “the natural look?” The Kardashians seem to have made caked-on makeup okay.

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CAN KRIS JENNER SUCCEED WITHOUT HER DAUGHTERS?

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Many of our readers seem to have developed a powerful dislike for anything Kardashian– so this will make them gag. According to Deadline.com, Kris Jenner is negotiating with Fox to have her own talk show! (That’s funny – we thought talk show hosts had to be well liked!) Kris has been DYING for her own show and Fox is thinking of giving her a chance this summer with a six week test run. Wendy Williams and Bethenny had successful summer test runs that launched their shows, and Kris figures she can do the same. (Above, Kris and Oprah)

MADONNA TRUMPS THE KARDASHIANS IN RETAIL SALES

Desperate retailers have been snapping up young celebrities to develop exclusive apparel lines for their chain stores and some have been faring far better than others. Right now the Kardashians and Selena Gomez are at the bottom of the heap because their collections are featured in Sears and Kmart stores which are going out of business left and right. Demi Lovato and Gwen Stefani are doing well with their lines at Target, but the biggest winner of all: Madonna and her daughter Lourdes’s Material Girl collection at Macy’s. Their clothing line has had an excellent year and Macy’s stock is up 27.2%.