Kanye West

KANYE WEST AND THE JOY OF INTIMIDATION

Take a good look. This is how Kanye West walked out of his Los Angeles home Friday when the weather report was sunny – in the high sixties. He’s scarier looking than Pete Davidson. We’ve already discussed the fisherman boots, but cannot imagine what if feels like to wear leather pants, that heavy leather jacket, thick gloves, and the full ski mask in temperate weather. Kanye is selling his own Donda version of the head mask for $300, described as “engineered” by Balenciaga (with 2 zippers for eyes) but it doesn’t seem to have caught on yet – not even with criminals. Keep in mind, anti-vax Kanye’s head masks are useless and do NOT protect against Covid- he caught it a year ago. Kanye claims he wants to be recognized for his “art,” NOT his celebrity face.

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KANYE AND JULIA: IS THIS REALLY A ROMANCE?

There’s a steadily growing rumor circulating in Hollywood that Kanye West and his female companion Julia Fox do NOT have sex. The more they are seen out together, the more observers seem to believe this. Keep in mind, whenever they are seen in public, Kanye and Julia are followed by paparazzi – sometimes hired by Kanye. The couple look as though they enjoy trying on designer clothes in hotel rooms and making appearances at important events dressed to the nines. Afterward they seem to go their separate ways and tend to their own private lives until the next public get-together. It IS an interesting relationship…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA -Kanye and Julia smooching for paparazzi outside Delilah restaurant

KIM K HAS NO COMPLAINTS ABOUT KANYE’S NEW GIRLFRIEND

Julia Fox is still enjoying the whirlwind lifestyle of dating Kanye West – and she allows him to style her looks for all occasions. But Julia is young and pretty – Kanye wants her to look like a dominatrix. It must be fun for Julia to have a front row seat at the Schiaparelli fashion show in Paris, but her makeup and black leather outfit make her look hard as nails. Meanwhile, Kim seems to be RELIEVED that aspiring designer Kanye isn’t still dressing HER. She’s not jealous of Julia-she APPROVES- in fact she’s delighted that Kanye is keeping busy with Julia and not harassing her or complaining about her to the press. Kim hopes their relationship will last!

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ARE MEN SEEKING FASHION INSPIRATION FROM KANYE WEST ?

We’ve been observing Kanye West’s humongous boots for the last few weeks and trying to figure them out. First of all, they are big and ugly and totally inappropriate for the places Kanye has been frequenting. They are fisherman’s boots or maybe for lobstermen, but absurdly clunky and unsuitable for Malibu or NYC. (Or date nights, for that matter) One visible label said Red Wing (it’s a work boot company) but Balenciaga featured a similarly awkward big boot in their collection. The boots DO support the illusion that the wearer is a hard worker. Apparently a lot of guys actually want to look like Kanye and variations of work boots are selling like hotcakes.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA – Kanye in Malibu

WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON AT THIS HOLLYWOOD PARTY?

The day after Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson enjoyed pizza and Rite-Aid ice cream, Kanye West turned up at a party at Delilah. Here’s an interesting group that gathered in one corner of the place. Kanye plopped himself down right next to Madonna – unnecessarily increasing his chances of being photographed. He had dressed his cooperative girlfriend Julia Fox in some dangerously low cut leather pants that made her a paparazzi target and the couple made a point of doing some serious smooching for the cameras. Madonna was NOT with her boyfriend at the party, but she couldn’t seem to keep her hands off that young woman leaning on her lap. Boxer Floyd Mayweather and footballer Antonio Brown seemed amused by the whole situation…

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HEY KIM, DIDJA GET THE HINT YET? KANYE’S TRYING TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS!

Take another look at this photo of Kanye West’s new “girlfriend” Julia Fox in the pink spandex, and you can’t help but notice a striking resemblance to the wife who dumped him that he wants back, Kim Kardashian. Only Julia is ten years younger, of course. (Who hasn’t broken up with a boyfriend only to see him dating a dead ringer for yourself, a short time later?) The manipulative Kanye, who still insists that he’s a genius, recruited Julia to get Kim’s attention because he didn’t like Kim and Pete Davidson getting so much publicity. Kanye dressed Julia up in Balenciaga (Kim’s favorite designer) and he hired a photographer to follow them around and document their relationship. Obvious?

Photo: Paper magazine

WHEN PETE DAVIDSON WAS PAPER MAGAZINE’S “KEN DOLL”

Even more surprising than the fact that Kim Kardashian just took off on a private jet for a vacation in the Bahamas with Pete Davidson, is this highly coincidental photoshoot for Paper Magazine that Pete did with Kanye West’s current girlfriend Julia Fox in 2019. In the outrageous photo layout, Julia appears as a modern Barbie and Pete is her “boyfriend” Ken. In his interview for the magazine, Pete revealed his love philosophy, stating “If you’re in a relationship with someone, you’re supposed to make that person feel as special as possible!” Hey, maybe that’s why Pete has such good luck with women…

Photo: Paper Magazine

HOW DOES KIM KARDASHIAN FEEL ABOUT KANYE LIVING ACROSS THE STREET?

It works for Adele. She bought a house across the street from her lavish Hidden Valley home specifically for her ex-husband Simon Konecki to occupy, so he will be close to their son Angelo, 9. It helps that Adele and Simon are still good friends. We wonder if Kim Kardashian KNEW beforehand that HER ex Kanye West planned to buy a home across from the mansion they once shared in Hidden Hills. He was SO determined to get the house that he paid far over the asking price. Keep in mind, Kanye’s Malibu home is only 30 minutes away. If Kim DIDN’T know about the purchase in advance, she must be freaked out, thinking “was this fueled by good intentions or STALKING?” Will Kanye document her comings and goings and with whom? If she DID consult with Kanye before the purchase, we underestimated Kim’s desire for coparenting and her comfort level with Kanye.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA This is how Kanye dressed for dinner in Malibu

WILL KANYE WEST FAIL WITHOUT VIRGIL ABLOH?

Louis Vuitton and Off-White designer Virgil Abloh’s tragic death at 41 has probably affected Kanye West more than anyone else because he was the creative brain that inspired Kanye. Virgil was a genius who worked behind the scenes with Kanye on his biggest projects, but he never bragged about it. Kanye did all the bragging – calling HIMSELF the “greatest human artist of all time” and declaring that HE should have gotten the job at Louis Vuitton, NOT Virgil. Kanye and Virgil met in 2009 when they both interned at Fendi. Kanye couldn’t help but admire the brilliant and innovative Virgil, who had a degree in civil engineering AND a master’s degree in architecture. Kanye’s future projects might be QUITE different without Virgil’s magic touch…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA – Kanye and Virgil in NYC last year

KANYE’S PRIVATE JOKE: LOVE TRIANGLE?

Looks like Kanye West is vigorously attempting to create a “love triangle” with his estranged wife Kim Kardashian and her boy toy Pete Davidson. Since Kim and Pete started appearing in public together, Kanye has been loudly lamenting the fact that he wants his wife Kim back and regrets all the things he did wrong as a husband. We’re guessing Pete is feeling rather uncomfortable about this turn of events – but he should be privately laughing. Surely Kanye must be enjoying the absurdity of the whole situation of Kim and Pete dating – and he is pretending to be upset just to keep the delighted tabloids in an uproar…

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA – Kanye surrounded by fans at Lakers game this weekend, looking “sad”