Chelsea Lately

ANOTHER REASON TO LOVE CHELSEA HANDLER: NO REAL HOUSEWIVES ALLOWED!

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Chelsea Handler has banned all of Bravo’s Real Housewives from appearing on her show Chelsea Lately. She even made it clear to Bravo’s Andy Cohen when she appeared on Watch What Happens Live that she wants nothing to do with the Housewives. “I’m not interested in anything they have to say.” Chelsea thinks the entire Housewives franchise is “sick” and “a terrible thing.” Apparently she’s not fond of vacuous, bickering women with to much plastic surgery.

CHELSEA HANDLER HAS THE LAST LAUGH

Perfect timing. Chelsea Handler and her boyfriend Andre Balazs just broke up and according to Deadline Hollywood, she has now signed a 25 million dollar deal with E! to continue her talk show Chelsea Lately, for two more years and develop new shows. Who has time to regret the loss of a boyfriend? This money is particularly astounding because the E! channel is notoriously cheap with their everyday staffers and secondary performers. We remember when we were doing The Gossip Show at E!, it took YEARS to get a $25 raise….

CHELSEA HANDLER DOESN’T WANT TO MAKE FUN OF HER CELEBRITY FRIENDS

Chelsea Handler gained fame poking fun at celebrities on her E! show Chelsea Lately, but now she’s announced that she wants to do something more “important” and NOT celebrity-centered. Translation: She is BECOMING a celebrity herself, and wants to be accepted as one of the group. As long as she’s teasing and tormenting celebrities as part of her act, they will politely avoid her. Also her new boyfriend Andre Balazs, is tight with many celebrities who probably regard Chelsea with caution. Consequently, Chelsea is moving over to the other side….

CHELSEA HANDLER FORGOT ALL ABOUT 50 CENT WHEN SHE SAW ANDRE BALAZS

Chelsea Handler might be advised not to put 50 Cent in her rear view mirror too hastily. The two were linked until Chelsea showed up at the Sundance Film Festival in Utah with Uma Thurman’s exboyfriend Andre Balazs. Chelsea reportedly had her paws all over Andre, who owns seven hip hotels in New York, Miami, and Los Angeles. And he has at least one girl in every port. The highly desirable Balazs (masters degree from Columbia Univ, among other things) enjoys attention from many women and makes it clear he has not intention of settling down with one. Chelsea’s not used to being just one of the pack.

CHELSEA HANDLER WON’T BE BADMOUTHING ANGELINA JOLIE ANY MORE

Jennifer Aniston was mortified to hear that her new friend Chelsea Handler has been badmouthing Angelina Jolie. Jen and Chelsea became friends after Jennifer guested on Chelsea Lately several times and they spent Thanksgiving together with friends at Cabo San Lucas. This week Chelsea did a stand up show in Newark, New Jersey, and she lambasted Jolie, calling her a “homewrecker” and worse. Chelsea went on to taunt Jolie, who admits she “doesn’t have many female friends.” (We all know what that means.) Chelsea said “It’s because she’s a bitch and a f****** c***! Chelsea might not be aware that while Jennifer appreciates her support, the LAST thing she wants is to bring up the subject of Angelina- especially in a negative way. She wants to put it all behind her. Certainly Jen will diplomatically ask Chelsea to drop this subject from her act.

DON’T BOTHER CHELSEA HANDLER WHEN SHE’S SHOPPING AT TARGET

House photos: via RealEstalker

No sooner had we heard that Chelsea Handler invested six million dollars in a new Bel Air estate, than she was spotted shopping for items for her new home. Chelsea’s new and gorgeous 5800 sq ft mansion has six bedrooms and seven bathrooms and a 50 foot pool with an outdoor fireplace. (Can’t you picture Chelsea and 50 Cent lounging at the pool?) We’re particularly impressed by the closet with a view. Obviously the talk show queen is doing well, but she’s still thrifty. She was seen yesterday clad in white cowboy boots pushing a shopping cart full of paper products, candles, and trinkets at Target. When fans greeted her she gave them a fast nod and quickly went about her business.

CHELSEA HANDLER AND FIFTY CENT: WATCH HOW THE ROMANCE STARTED IN 2009

We absolutely LOVE this new couple – it reaffirms out belief that anything can happen in this life. Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent were seen smooching in New Orleans at a couple of clubs, looking very affectionate. When you think about it – they DO have things in common – they’re both sexy, and smarter than they look, and he LOVES her sense of humor. This romance actually started last year when Fifty guested on Chelsea’s show – on the video above you can see all sorts of flirting going on between them. Chelsea says he propositioned her after the show and she turned him down, but later they exchanged meaningful tweets …and the rest is history.