911

WHATEVER YOU DO, DON’T CALL MARK WAHLBERG AN “ACTOR”

Mark Wahlberg seems to have a real identity problem. Who he IS and who he THINKS he is, are miles apart. He apologized to the victims of 9/11 and their families after he offhandedly bragged that if HE were on the terrorist plane he would have done a better job of seizing the plane and would have landed safely. When it was pointed out that this was very insulting to the heroes and victims of 9/11, he lamely apologized by defending his comment: “I’m not an actor – I’m a real guy from the streets and I’ve been in a lot of situations” Excuse US, but Mark is a long way from the “streets.” Wahlberg has appeared in 29 movies, he lives in a ten million dollar plus mansion in a private community, and he MARRIED a supermodel. He’s far from being a street kid, and now we think ACTORS should be asking for an apology.

ALEC BALDWIN WON’T BE ABLE TO AVOID BAD PRESS AS LONG AS KIM BASINGER IS AROUND

Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger still seem to have the most dysfunctional Hollywood divorce. Alec endeavors to cultivate a nice relationship with his daughter, Ireland, now 14, but things went awry last night. From what we put together, Alec and Ireland were arguing at midnight and Alec took an Ambien which “gave him a bad reaction.” Ireland seemed to assume Alec was taking pills in a harmful way and called 911. Alec allowed himself to be taken to the hospital to be checked out in order to avoid further problems. He returned at 2 AM to find paparazzi waiting for him. Alec assumes Kim notified the press to make him look bad. Ireland seems to be caught between her father’s volatile temperament and her mother’s supposed vindictiveness.