We’re longtime fans of Queen Latifah, and think she’s made some very smart career choices. However, her hook-up with Jenny Craig seemed peculiar because 5’ 10” Latifah has never really wanted to be slimmer – she enjoys eating and says she accepts herself as she is. In 2008 she claimed to have lost 20 pounds thanks to the Jenny weight loss system, but we never detected any difference in her size. Now the info has leaked out that Latifah partnered with Fatburger to open Miami franchises around the same time and didn’t want anyone – especially Jenny Craig – to know. Fortunately for Latifah, her contract with Jenny is now over so she can eat Fatburgers out in the open.
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Fatburgers every day is a “no-no” but one can go get the small fatburger (around 400 calories)or the medium at 590 calories once a week or every two weeks for a splurge. Definitely walk a little extra the next morning. The grilled chicken sandwich is around 430 calories and yummy!!!
By the way, I think Queen Latifah looks great. 🙂
I like her, she does not need to lose weight.
Where is her “trainer” who munches on her every night? BLACK Latifah is a total fake as the fraud in her contract proves….never sign a contract with a BLACK celebrity if you expect anything in return for your money…who would have her as a spokeswoman when all she can speak as eubonics?
She would be a fright of a sight nude but no man is interested and it doesnt stop her lesbian “trainer” a bit!
Turn her, Gayle, and Oprah aloose for a weekend on Gay Island.
yeah, this ole gal is gay. But I respect her for accepting her size, not everyone is made to be a size 4.
Aren’t all burgers, fat burgers anyways? Hey, if you going to eat, eat big or go home. Why live? Latifah has always come across as a “real” person & all the more power to her. If people have weight issues they can call 800-Jenny, if Jenny don’t like it? They can call 800 EAT-$h!t!
Yikes!!! Some of these older women really need to wear pantyhose to cover up those nasty legs. I know they’re unfashionable right now but sometimes oh so necessary.
“Aren’t all burgers, fat burgers anyways? ”
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There were in the good ole days. lol 🙂 Now days, we make “veggie & mushroom” burgers on the grill. They are wonderful (really) but nothing compares to those yummy burgers made with red meat, real mayo and accompanied with a side of greasy fries. lol
Dang it. I’m hungry now.
…and off goes Walt into another food daydream. . .
Denise, Ahhhh, In my foodie day dream, I am Wimpy and I am sitting at a table with a large array of hamburgers….real hamburgers.
Every single burger is perfectly fitted with a generous slice of tomato, onion, pickles, mustard and a slice of cheese. Each one waiting for my eager hands to snatch them up and devour them. Just to my left is a platter of steak fries and what’s that in my chilled mug.???………Oh have mercy it’s a frosty homemade chocolate shake with a big thick straw. My waitress looks exactly like Ann-Margret and she keeps assuring me that there is no fat or calories or cholesterol in any of my these foods or anything else I like. lol : )
She eats fried chicken and watermelon too.
Shove over Walt.
And my waitress looks like Christina Hendricks.
I apologize for my earlier post it was, well, pretty ridiculous.
I am what most would call- a compulsive obsessive personality.
What that means in practical terms, is that my behaviour displays two defining behavioural modalities.
The first, and clinically more significant, is that I am often delusional, and my connection to reality can be tenuous.
I invent or can habitually inhabit artificially created personalities or environments.
One of the classical symptoms of this behavioural abnormality is the delusion of grandeur, usually evidenced by illusory notions of a false superiority; racial, sexual, social or fiscal obsessions are common expressions of the symptoms.
I know that what I write is ridiculous, hateful, irrational, illogical and often linguistically clumsy, but I was a poor student from a environment which lacked resources.
I’m largely un-employable and spend most of my time alone obsessing about strangers who have more than me in every way.
I’m just a jealous, angry guy with very few options really. I guess my obsessions are all I really have. Secretly, I’d love to go to an island, any island.
We all went to Montreal for the comedy festival and had an A&W burger and saw Queen Latifa, what a night ! She was delicious and it was so funny.
Oops
Strom, time to get help.
Sue, nobody cares, it’s a window to a somewhere we are not
But get your Strom’s right!
There are frauds.
Strom’s Satan you know Susan.
Maybe you should just get the fuck out of here!
Obviously the last Strom post was from the little imposter who rubs its hands and gets its jollies from being what it cant be in real life.
Poor little call center imposter only gets 2 breaks per shift and hardly has time to make up something it thinks is funny.
Maybe in the next life it can be something important! Maybe T/Tom/Tommy will take it to meet Fred $$$Goldman.
Those are some knarly legs,,,,but her “trainer” has a job to do after all and she can always turn out the lights.
the united states in general & california particular need BLACK & SLIM role models for the entire society.
All around gross and someone convince me why she was nominated for an Oscar, cause one good role does not a good actress make.
Susan of Maine, A&W burger? Gee, that sounds great. Especially if you add a chilly root beer float to it. We don’t have those A & W restaurants around here. At least we have the rootbeer. 🙂
“Shove over Walt. And my waitress looks like Christina Hendricks.”
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Quit shoving me in my daydream. I’m only giving you one burger and that’s the one that fell on the floor. lol
Your girlfriend is cute but not beautiful like Ann-Margret. Too bad yours smells like bigfoot. lol 🙂
What?? Bigfoot!?
I don’t care if she stinks. Not at first, anyways.
A and W Gramma burgers are the best. Carmelized onions and a horseradish sauce. If it’s on the floor, so be it. Root beer shake for me.
Patrick, Gee, your awfully mellowed out there young man. Especially in the middle of the work day. You been lifting the peace pipe? lol 🙂 (just teasing ya)
First mix the meat (about 8 ounces) with 1/4 grated white onion, including the onion juice. Second, add one teaspoon Worcestshire sauce and a little salt to taste. Third, cook to medium. Fourth, get a kaiser bun and warm it. Fifth, get one thick slice of red onion. Sixth, get one large slice homegrown tomato, Seventh, get one lettuce leaf. Eighth, slather on mayo. Ninth, get a large glass of unsweet iced tea with fresh lime slices. Tenth, enjoy. (leaving off a soft drink and an order of fries will allow you to eat this burger without too much guilt).
Indy, That sounds soooo good. I love onions too!!!
Just to let you all know, imposters included, I will soon have myself in a medically imposed coma.
Have you ever thought about writing an e-book or guest authoring on other blogs?
I have a blog based on the same ideas you discuss and would really like to have you share some stories/information.
I know my visitors would appreciate your work. If you’re even remotely interested, feel free to shoot me an email.
about time Strom,
make peace with your maker, whoever she may be, Hate less, and good luck
Poor little imposter,,,it want’s so bad to be Strom.
The not so secret life of Latifah is the same as that of Hillary Clinton: A ravenous appetite for female sex. Latifah’s “trainer” is the one who is her play toy but Hillary has a bevy of all races and colors.