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BONO AT THE GROVE

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Fan alert! Call your friends! It’s TOP SECRET but we just got word that BONO will be coming to – of all places- Nordstrom in the Grove mall in LA this weekend! (Sept 16-17) We assume it has something to do with his t-shirt line called Nude which is made in Africa to help erase poverty there. Details are still sketchy – extra security is already evident, but lips are sealed. Bono may or may not make an official appearance in the store – there is word of a private event for around 80 people taking place in the store – it could be after hours. Since Bono’s supporters and t-shirt models include Lindsay Lohan, Naomi Watts, Rosaro Dawson, and Kate Bosworth, it could be a star studded happening. We’ll keep you posted!

Friday, September 15, 2006
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CAN YOU TAKE A HINT?

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Reese Witherspoon has mastered the art of shopping alone without being constantly pestered by fans. She was seen browsing in Fred Segal in Santa Monica and she kept a thoughtful frown on her face to discourage unwanted attention. But she stopped to look at some fancy shampoo and she caught some fans staring in her direction, nudging each other and getting ready to approach her. Our source tells us she flipped open her pricey Dolce Gabbana gold Razr phone and quickly started a VERY important sounding fake conversation. When she was sure the fans had been repelled she snapped the phone shut without any goodbyes and continued shopping. We’ve been told this conversation repellant system – the “flip phone fake-out” – is a staple for Paris Hilton.

Thursday, September 14, 2006
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Name Please

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Whoops! It looks like legal problems have stripped Supernova of their name! This dilemma couldn’t have worse timing–just as the band is about to go on tour. Tommy Lee, Jason Newsted, Gilby Clarke and OUR predicted winner Lukas Rossi, need a new name for their band – FAST! Got any suggestions?

Thursday, September 14, 2006
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WE TOLD YOU SO!

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This morning they taped the finale of Rockstar Supernova and just as this site predicted, LUKAS is the winner! We’re doing our victory dance! We thank all the supportive readers who never doubted we were right. Now aren’t all you readers who vociferously scoffed at us a bit ashamed? Especially Dave Navarro, who insisted we were just guessing and attempted to belittle this site by saying we were “no Perez Hilton.” We may not be Perez, but YOU Dave, are no Tommy Lee either! Sorry to rub it in, but we were 100% RIGHT, Dave, when we named the winner back on August 27. We realize CBS is not happy about the leak that the winner was actually chosen quite awhile back, and it may raise questions about how fair the contest really was. But that’s YOUR problem. We’re just here to inform our readers!

Wednesday, September 13, 2006
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PUBLICITY SCHEME

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Hey, Lindsay Lohan! Just wanted you to know that you’re not fooling US! Insiders are saying the Lohan “jewelry heist” was a big fat publicity stunt set up by the publicity hungry actress. Apparently she can’t get enough attention and made a deal with photographers to be present when she “discovered” her bag of jewelry was missing at the airport. Do you REALLY believe that Lindsay HAS a million dollars worth of jewelry – and if she did, would she really schlep it to the airport? Come ON. Apparently Lindsay set up so many bikini shots this summer that the photo market was overloaded and her stock went down. Don’t tell us you BELIEVED her story that a PAPARAZZO found the big orange bag! Trust us, Lindsay learned a few things from Paris Hilton – every time she leaves the house she alerts photogs. These so called intrusive paparazzo shots are set ups! And we suspect it goes a step further – that the photographers have to split the profits with Lindsay!

Wednesday, September 13, 2006
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AND HARRY PULLS A FAST ONE

And here’s another example of a fake photo set up.. We hear Harry Morton and Lindsay share an equal passion for publicity. We’re told he WAITED OUTSIDE Cartier for photographers to arrive before he commenced with his fabricated ring shopping. The phoney story went everywhere, just as Lindsay and Harry hoped it would. Seeing is not always believing in Hollywood.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006
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NOT EXACTLY TWO OF A KIND

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We can’t help but wonder what Dita Von Teese and Lil’ Kim thought when they were asked to pose together for this photo during fashion week. What would they make small talk about? One thing for sure – we vote these two very different girls as “least likely to be buddies in real life.”

Wednesday, September 13, 2006
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HOT STUFF ON THE DANCEFLOOR

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Friday night after his Hollywood Bowl performance, Willie Nelson had a birthday party for his wife at the Sunset Strip club On the Rox .Toby Keith was there and Daryl Hannah was in a corner with some guy, but Jackass Johny Knoxville was the only out of control celebrity. He arrived early and started drinking Bacardi 151 – at 151 proof, perhaps the strongest alcoholic beverage available in America – and highly flammable. Johnny was dancing wildly with at attractive girl who was horrified when Johnny started splashing 151 on the floor and LIGHTING IT! The crowd gasped and some laughed while Johnny repeatedly set the floor on fire. When Knoxville noticed a friend of Willy’s videotaping the fun, he punched the guy in the face. Bouncers broke up the brawl and took Johnny outside to cool off. The girl he was dancing with exited. Johnny staggered back to settle his $21 tab and to the servers shock he left a $150 tip. “Wait till he wakes up tomorrow and realizes what he tipped!” A good time was had by all except the club owner, whose floor was “destroyed.”

Wednesday, September 13, 2006
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IS THAT SEAT TAKEN?

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When Tom Cruise’s people finished packing up his offices at Paramount, two interesting pieces of info leaked out. When he remodeled his office, Tom had a porthole cut into the wall so he could sit at his desk and enjoy the view of the Paramount Pictures water tower. Sometimes he occupied the offices day after day, and at other times he was gone for months. Since day one, he always had a standing order – when he returned, whether it was after a day or a month, he had to have a NEW toilet seat installed in his personal bathroom. We can’t help but wonder if anyone saved those stacks of nearly new toilet seats, and if they’ll be turning up on eBay.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006
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OUT AND ABOUT

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Swept away in the mob scene at Burning Man- rough n’ ready Michele Rodriguez, Scott Speedman, and David Arquette… Former New York radio personality David Lee Roth socializing at Holly’s West… Al Pacino with a man in a wheelchair at Rose Cafe in Venice. The man was identified as Al’s former acting coach…. Kirsten Dunst and three girlfriends gabbing over sushi at Katsuya on Ventura … Anthony Michael Hall, looking like he just got out of bed, with a cellphone to his ear, at Starbucks in Marina Del Rey…. Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber having a cozy dinner at Chateau Marmont…

Tuesday, September 12, 2006
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