BENJAMIN McKENZIE: PAY ATTENTION!
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Here’s Milla Jovovich and her fiancee – English sci-fi director Paul W.S. Anderson. He worked with her on all the Resident Evil movies but we bet he fell in love with her when he saw her in The Fifth Element. She ROCKED in those Gaultier futuristic costumes. And she married Element’s director Luc Besson, but that’s been over for a long time.
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Guess who? SOMEBODY hates running into photographers when she’s looking a little drab. Kirsten Dunst left her rocker boyfriend Johnny Borrell of Razorlight back in London and she’s getting things done in Beverly Hills. Maybe she’s in a hurry to get back to him. Marie Antoinette made her a huge star in the UK and they are very impressed with her there.
It’s time to clear up a mystery. For the past year, CSI: Miami star David Caruso has been linked with his costar Eva LaRue. There were mysterious sightings of the pair slipping in and out of various places around Los Angeles. But NO photos. After extensive research we are prepared to announce that David and Eva are NOT dating. Caruso has a girlfriend, Liza Marquez, who vaguely resembles Eva – they’re both petite Latinas. Caruso and Liza are still very much together and expecting their second baby. Beyond mistaken identity, it seems Caruso’s or SOMEBODY’S fanatical fans have been deliberately spreading false information to various news outlets. Caruso DOES go to the places where he was supposedly seen with Eva, but they were never together. Consider this romance DEBUNKED.
Lauren Conrad’s good girl image is already tarnished and her sex tape hasn’t even come out yet. The Hills star adamantly denied that any such tape exists to Us Magazine but nobody seems to believe her. Lauren’s exboyfriend Jason Wahler is supposedly shopping the tape around and wants to make a deal before he goes to jail. (60 days for underage drinking, fighting etc.) If he doesn’t find a buyer, the tape will probably end up on the internet. Meanwhile Lauren and her PR people are frantically spinning – if that tape surfaces she is both a pornstar and a liar overnight. Significantly, Lauren is currently a student at LA’s FIDM (The Fashion Institute of Design & Merchandising) where she enjoys celebrity status. They were very proud of her glamorous life and she was prominently featured in their recruitment ads. UNTIL recently. All references to Lauren are being hastily removed. Let’s hope the school’s OTHER celebrity, Nick Verrios (Project Runway) doesn’t have a sex tape.

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Seventeen year old Heroes star Hayden Panettiere might want to think about testing her outfits for transparency when flashbulbs go off, before she wears them in public. (Here she is at Scorpion nightclub in Hollywood.) However we are happy to see that she wears underwear – and plenty of it.

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Pictures of Gwen Stefani are always easy on the eyes – we love her style – but this one is a little different. Instead of looking like a glamour girl or a hip mom she is flashing a real rocker chick look and nobody does it better! Except occasionally, Amy Winehouse. These two are polar opposites, but equally cool.
We LOVE Taryn Manning’s outspoken comments about working on the movie Hustle & Flow. (If you missed it – Taryn was AMAZING in this movie. ) She revealed to Stuff magazine that producer John Singleton was a cheapskate. He hired actors willing to work for scale and when the movie sold at Sundance for a ton of money, the actors got NOTHING. She went on to criticize Singleton’s bragging about the Hustle actors: He said “They all have careers because of me.”
Taryn snorts “Yeah , Terrence Howard has an incredible career, but the rest of us were looking forward to that paycheck!” We admire a girl who speaks her mind.
Sandra Bernhard headlined the entertainment for the girls at the Dinah Shore Weekend in Palm Springs. The audience loved her standup act but she was concerned because a few of her jokes fell flat and there were awkward silences. Backstage someone pointed out to Sandra that sometimes her sophisticated act was too hip for her audience. For example, the comic made a joke about Manolo Blahniks – “These women have no idea what those ARE!” And Sandra made a reference to Barneys that got no reaction because “these gals don’t shop there – they’re ‘golf lesbians.'” Sandra also made fun of the lesbian series “The L Word” and nobody laughed. Why? “It’s their FAVORITE show!”