JOSIE COTTON TO JOHN WATERS: JOHNNY ARE YOU QUEER?
KEANU REEVES: HERE I AM!
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VINCE VAUGHN'S MOUTH IS GETTING A WORKOUT
We wonder if Vince Vaughn’s trainer charges extra because Vince talks his ear off while they’re working out! A paparazzi secretly followed Vince on a jog recently and took a long series of photos as the two guys ran. What’s funny is, in nearly every frame Vince is pontificating on some subject and adamantly gesturing, while the trainer is just listening politely and kind of nodding his head in agreement. Vince has always been a talker who likes to verbalize his thoughts and he does get carried away, but we bet he’s pretty entertaining.
LISA MARIE PRESLEY DOES IT HERSELF
GUY RITCHIE: ARE MADONNA AND CARLOS LEON TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT?
Madonna may find it flattering after all these years, but her husband Guy Ritchie is still jealous of her ex boyfriend Carlos Leon! Carlos, of course is the father of Madonna’s daughter Lourdes, so he is always in her life. Madonna encourages Carlos to spend time with Lourdes and she lets him stay at her Beverly Hills house when she and Lourdes are in LA. Sometimes Guy is not there and sometimes he is, but either way it makes him REALLY uncomfortable. (Keep in mind Carlos is still training and in great physical shape.) Whether Guy can convince Madonna that three’s a crowd remains to be seen.
ELTON JOHN AND SHARON OSBOURNE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON
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THIS is serious business! Best buddies Elton John and Sharon Osbourne, clad in lookalike suits, are trying to pick out a pair of high heels for her at Barneys. They searched long and hard for exactly the right pair, in spite of the fact that Sharon’s pants totally conceal her footwear.
RUMER WILLIS: A MIND OF HER OWN
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HOW THE OTHER HALF CELEBRATES EASTER
We love hearing about how “the other half “lives and in Hollywood they live pretty darn well. For example on Easter, many celebrities took their kids to an Easter egg hunt – not like the ones WE are used to- this happened to be at the Malibu mansion of mogul Ron Meyer. The pampered children of people like Gwyneth Paltrow, Tobey Maguire, Robert De Niro etc had quite an Easter Sunday. Kids were treated to “what looked like” a thousand goose size eggs hidden all over the property. Each child was given a large basket to fill up. The eggs contained “toys” like iPods, candy, and money (fifteen dollars per money egg.) The kids also had a petting zoo where they could play with bunnies, baby chicks, and miniature horses. Parents had a cocktail bar and an omelet buffet and everyone picnicked and enjoyed the ocean view. (Except for Courtney Love who sat on the grass, rocking back and forth, smoking cigarettes.) These Hollywood kids don’t know how lucky they are.
KATIE HOLMES HITS THE ROOF
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How much can Katie Holmes be expected to put up with? The long-suffering statuesque wife of Tom Cruise arrived at Mastro’s Steakhouse last night in this vintage Corvette. (This car LOOKS great, but passengers are incredibly cramped. We know, we’ve ridden in them. Maybe they’re designed to make the DRIVER look big.) It’s a fine ride for a pipsqueak like Tom, but absolutely claustrophobic for a person of normal size. Notice how Katie’s head is hitting the roof? Imagine how scrunched up her long legs must be. We wonder if Tom squeezed his even taller exwife Nicole Kidman into cars like this.
PAMELA ANDERSON AND TOMMY LEE: HAPPILY UNMARRIED?
Pamela Anderson is still insisting that she and her exhusband Tommy Lee are NOT getting back together (even to her close friends) but her behavior indicates otherwise. Pam and Tommy and the kids are in Hawaii and we have learned they are sharing the SAME suite. They share many affectionate moments in public, as well. Will they remarry? Tommy IS pressuring Pam to do it again, but she has reservations. However, Tommy’s lack of money is not an issue this time – apparently he made a bundle from the Supernova TV show and resulting band (in spite of disappointing concerts) and he’s frugal, so he still has it ALL. Still, we think they’re better off staying unmarried – like Goldie and Kurt.