SANDRA BERNHARD: TOO HIP?

sandracutweb.jpgSandra Bernhard headlined the entertainment for the girls at the Dinah Shore Weekend in Palm Springs. The audience loved her standup act but she was concerned because a few of her jokes fell flat and there were awkward silences. Backstage someone pointed out to Sandra that sometimes her sophisticated act was too hip for her audience. For example, the comic made a joke about Manolo Blahniks – “These women have no idea what those ARE!” And Sandra made a reference to Barneys that got no reaction because “these gals don’t shop there – they’re ‘golf lesbians.'” Sandra also made fun of the lesbian series “The L Word” and nobody laughed. Why? “It’s their FAVORITE show!”

24 thoughts on “SANDRA BERNHARD: TOO HIP?

  1. Ok-that’s REALLY sad. where the hell are these lesbos coming from?? Nebraska??
    Look at that chic from “Workout” -she’s HOTT!

  2. haha, that’s funny. I thought everyone has heard of Barney Rubble.

  3. sandra’s not “TOo Hip” the biycach is TOO RICH!

  4. Just goes to show you that Dykes not only don’t like the BONE but they have no FUNNY BONE!
    Then again, there is a reason why Bernard is stuck doing lesbo shows and not mainstream clubs. She just ISN’t FUNNY!

  5. “you must be gay m. c. she ugly and can;t act”
    And you, dear, have the grammar and punctuation skills of a four-year-old!

  6. it could be Sandra isn’t as funny as people think,you either get her or you don’t.

  7. Margo…. Dear….
    Relax your weave is on too tight!

  8. did you know m. c. is a 3000 pound lady at home with nothing to do . Sandra is so untalented

  9. Sandra l@@ks like Jessica Simpson !

  10. she hates black people!!won my vote,she wants sex from normal white penis not black ones gross

  11. LOVE SANDRA…THIS IS A GIRL WHO
    KNOWS HOW TO MAKE THE MOST OF
    WHAT GOD GAVE HER…YOU GO GIRL!

  12. I’m not a lesbian and I don’t think she is funny either. It’s not the audience, its her.

  13. she is human too i seen her once walking to the store not to good looking

  14. I have NEVER thought this “person” was funny – NEVER! She has such a bad attitude. She is truly ugly because she has nothing positive to say. FUG!

  15. I dont know who she is and what about this dinah shore golfing? is it a charity things fo lesbians? I’m confused? I saw something in star or one of the magazines saying that carmenr electra and joan jett hooked up there?????????? I’m confused.

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