PAULA ABDUL GETS A LITTLE HELP FROM HER FRIENDS

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Looks like Paula Abdul needed considerable help getting herself out of Bella restaurant in Hollywood last night. And it’s just amazing how good that “broken nose” looks. We just wish that dog she claims she fell over, could talk.
Directing can be a grueling job. Madonna is in the middle of directing her short film Filth and Wisdom in London and she is reportedly a stern taskmaster. From the looks of this, she’ll never be one of those beloved directors like Steven Spielberg or Clint Eastwood (or Guy Ritchie? ) In fact, we can’t wait for the extras to start emailing their complaints from the set.
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Val Kilmer seems to be getting more eccentric than Keanu Reeves. He showed up at Nobu alone, wearing a plaid shirt, work boots, and a scruffy beard. “He looked like a lumberjack” remarked an eyewitness. He dumped his big sloppy black bag on the chair next to him and greeted the waiters exhuberantly. The hefty actor ate lightly – sushi and a drink – and very quietly. He seemed puzzled with his bill and called the waiter over for a conference. The waiter sat down and helped Val calculate his tip. Suddenly Val got up and abruptly ran out the door. The startled waiter just looked at the door and shrugged “OK, see ya next time!” The whole restaurant could hear the racing sounds of Val’s muffler as he exited the parking lot .
Bodyguards can be nothing but trouble at times. Britney Spears just fired her crew of security guys and it’s getting to be a habit because it happens every few months. Insiders say it’s because after a few months of togetherness, the guards and their boss become friendly. The guards get very protective of their employers and start to give them advice like “Are you sure you want to go to Hyde tonight – there are loads of photographers there.” Since Britney doesn’t like being told – or advised – what to do, she gets rid of them! Her former guard Big Rob is suing Britney for unpaid overtime etc, but he still occasionally works for K-Fed. Naturally, that aggravates her!
We’ve finally zeroed in on what makes Johnny Depp so incredibly HOT – besides his obvious good looks. It’s his ability to accessorize without looking like he’s trying too hard. He always had a knack for unique embellishment – hats and glasses were his thing for awhile. But since he moved to France he’s cut loose and added a proliferation of jewelry, chains and scarves. He doesn’t sport designer labels – in fact everything looks beat up and distressed and accumulated “by chance.” Note the wallet chains, the monacle around his neck and the artfully twisted scarf. This is a man who wouldn’t be caught dead in ironed jeans.