SON SAYS "DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER IS A CRACK-SMOKING TYRANT!"
Dog “The Bounty Hunter” Chapman’s son has spilled the beans on his father to The National Enquirer and it isn’t pretty. Dog’s oldest son Christopher, 34, says “The Dog that people see on TV is nothing like he is in real life. He’s a monster – a violent, racist tyrant who smokes crack.” Chris goes on to say that his father introduced him to smoking crack and eventually crystal meth. He says “It turns my stomach to see him lecture people on not using drugs when he’s the biggest drug user I ever saw. When he woke up after a crack binge he’d get violent with Beth and me and the other kids. The violence in that house was incredible – like a hillbilly trailer park.” Chris also claims his father is a bigot who hates blacks and gays. Frankly, if we were Chris, we’d be too scared of Dog to say any of those things.
We learned something important today – thanks to Paris Hilton. In the past, all toupees and wiglets and fake hair was confiscated -along with personal items like jewelry -by prison officials when prisoners checked in. Guys like Michael Milken and that Menendez brother who killed his parents were VERY unhappy because they had to surrender their fake hair. And the horrifying prospect of parting with his wig has Phil Spector shaking in his Beatle boots. It takes a stylist with acetone and pliers to remove extensions so the prison guards don’t want to mess with them. Of course, extensions wouldn’t help Spector, they’re only practical for a short stay in prison because eventually they fall out and there’s no one to replace them. Paris may exit the correctional facility looking ragged, but she will have hair.
Kirsten Dunst seems to be a bigger star in England than she is in the US- maybe thanks to the one-two punch of Marie Antoinette and Spiderman. She and her rocker boyfriend Razorlight’s Johnny Borrell went to the Electrowerkz nightclub in London and they wanted a PRIVATE VIP room but the club didn’t have one. The club accomodated them by quickly creating a VIP room out of a dressing room.The royally treated couple occupied the private room until 4 AM and reportedly consumed so much beer, they had to be helped out the door. No, they didn’t drive.
Sounds like Britney Spears wants to call Paris Hilton a big fat moocher in the worst way, but she’s holding back from naming names. On her website, Britney makes reference to the “unhealthy friendships” she acquired after she split up with Kevin. That’s when Paris took Britney “under her wing” and trotted her around Hollywood night after night for several weeks. (Whether she advised Britney to stop wearing underwear is suspected, but not verified.) Their friendship ended as quickly as it began. Britney admits she was swept away by the excitement when she was taken out to dinner and parties with these newfound friends. Later, the balloon burst- she found out SHE had paid for everything. Britney says THAT proved to be “a huge learning experience for me.” Looks like SOMEBODY won’t be seeing Paris on visiting day.
Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman continue to be one of the happiest married couples in Hollywood. We think Christina PROVED her love when she removed her 12 piercings at Jordan’s request. This pair adores Halloween or any excuse to get dressed up in crazy costumes. Christina threw Jordan a Hawaiian themed birthday party in New York and he wore a touristy “I hope I get lei’d tonight” t- shirt with a grass skirt, and she dressed up sort of like Elly May Clampett goes Hawaiian.
Performers in the erotic Cirque Du Soleil show Zumanity in Las Vegas heard that David Hasselhoff was in the audience and they wondered if he’d come backstage. (Especially after that embarrassing internet video.) Hasselhoff is now appearing in The Producers there. David DID come backstage after the show and he gushed to the performers ” I have to admit it, I’ve seen most of the shows in this town and this is, by far, THE BEST I’ve ever seen!” The cast was flabbergasted. He complimented everyone and said “This show is really inspiring!” He went on to make fun of his own embarrassing “hamburger video” – modestly saying “You make mistakes, but you grow from your mistakes!” Castmembers were taken aback by his honesty and surprised to find they really liked the former Baywatch star.
Actors from The Sopranos have been enjoying the show’s perks for YEARS. Now that it’s coming to an end, the actors are hastening to enjoy benefits while they can – Michael Imperioli (Christopher on the show) and Steven Schirripa (Bobby Bocala) were flown to Atlanta this past weekend for a huge Sopranos party at the Fever nightclub. The guys were treated to a big Italian dinner at Alfredo’s restaurant before the event. When they arrived at the mobbed club, “girls were crying and screaming like they were The Beatles” according to a witness.They spent four hours fighting off women and consuming two bottles of Patron and a case of Heineken. Steven seemed to enjoy the female attention more than Michael, but they closed the place up. Not a bad life.
English papers are obsessed with everything about Victoria Beckham and they were tickled pink to see her at the MTV Movie Awards. Backstage she and Cameron Diaz bonded when they realized they were both wearing the same ridiculously expensive Christian Louboutin stilettos. The Brits claimed Posh was embarrassed, but we think she couldn’t care less. We just hope Posh makes some American friends that aren’t Scientologists. Maybe it’ll be easier now that she’s not doing that reality show.