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ROBIN WRIGHT PENN DOESN’T NEED THAT LAST NAME

We’re definitely “Team Wright” when it comes to the Robin Wright and Sean Penn divorce. It’s nice to see Robin in Cannes looking beautiful in a white suit – she’s there because she’s one of the jury of 10 judging the movies. Since her estranged husband Sean Penn RARELY accompanied his wife on the red carpet for HER special events, she probably doesn’t even miss him here.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

MARC JACOBS CAN SQUAT LIKE A LADY

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Marc Jacobs wears a skirt (or kilt) almost every day in New York and on his way to lunch he stopped to play with a cute dog. It’s times like this that he has to be aware of his apparel – especially when squatting – to keep from flashing. He seems to have it under control.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

A DUET FOR MICHAEL AND PRINCE?

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Michael Jackson did his last concert run and the countdown has started that hopefully will lead up to his July opening of fifty sold out shows in the UK. According to the LA Times, The concert promoter, AEG Live says the production budget is way over 20 million, and it’s promising to be “the biggest and most technologically advanced show ever mounted.” Michaal’s been rehearsing four days a week for six hours a day with choreographer Kenny (“Dirty Dancing“) Ortega and he says he’s developing a secret new move that will be as distinctive as his moonwalk. One of the more enticing rumors about the show is that Jackson will do a duet with his oldest son Prince Michael.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

JOHN LENNON'S TICKET TO PARADISE

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John Lennon’s green card, which he was thrilled to get, despite his anti-Vietnam war sentiments. Personal Lennon items loaned by Yoko Ono are currently on display at the New York Annex of the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

MILEY CYRUS'S HALF BROTHER WOULDN'T MIND A LITTLE ATTENTION

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Miley Cyrus’s half brother Chris Cyrus, 17, is still hoping some of her stardust will rub off on him. Miley’s dad Billy Ray had a fling with Chris’s mother, a waitress in South Carolina around the same time he was seeing Trish. Chris, the love child, was born less than a year before Miley and although Billy Ray acknowledged his son, Chris has never spent much time with his dad. He’s only seen Miley around five times in his life. Chris is currently working in a Texas electronics store for $7.50 an hour and he has no car. Maybe Chris is releasing provocative photos of himself to stimulate opportunities.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

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This rockin’ young couple’s marriage is in big trouble but not for the obvious reasons. The cute wife has been seen out and about with a Hollywood hipster and her husband is looking to beat the guy up. Actually the hipster is NOT fooling around with the wife – he’s just providing drugs and fun. In reality the wife is secretly cheating with someone else- specifically her lookalike female assistant! She recently decided she’s bisexual.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

WILL THE REAL BRAD PITT PLEASE STAND UP!

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Brad Pitt that is very character revealing. Our guy was sweating in the hot sun at the Rose Bowl Flea Market attempting to sell two high end Knoll lounge chairs. In the afternoon Brad walked up and gasped when he saw the chairs. “I really wanted a pair of chairs like these but I lost them at an auction – they went for $20,000! He said. How much are you asking for them? The guy replied “Fifteen hundred dollars.” Brad looked surprised “That’s ALL?” and added “Will you take twelve?” The seller was hot and it was late in the day, so he decided to accept the twelve hundred. Brad smiled and handed him a check and the guy almost fainted – the check was for twelve THOUSAND dollars! (We’ve always told you Brad was a good guy.)

Monday, May 11, 2009

ASHLEE SIMPSON HAS THE SENSE TO PUT HER CAREER BEFORE BABYMAKING

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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz had hoped to give their infant son Bronx a baby brother or sister in 2009, but they had to put it on the back burner – for at least a year. That’s because Ashlee is joining “Melrose Place” and she promised producers she wouldn’t get pregnant. Her character’s story-line wouldn’t work with a pregnancy and Ashlee doesn’t want to jeopardize this new role which means a lot to her.

Monday, May 11, 2009

IS MICHELLE OBAMA COPYING RIHANNA'S LOOK?

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We’re thinking the Obamas got a laugh out of THIS one. A British tabloid ran these photos of Michelle Obama and Rihanna and insist that Michelle is stealing Rihanna’s look. Michelle turned up at a recent event with her hair pulled up with the sideswept bangs that Rihanna favors. OK, so there IS a resemblance, but we can’t imagine the first lady imitating a popstar. Michelle already has to put up with all the comments about her arms and the micro-examination of everything she wears- and now THIS. But it IS funny.

Monday, May 11, 2009

DON JOHNSON STILL HAS THAT CERTAIN SOMETHING

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We haven’t seen Don Johnson for awhile, so it’s nice to know he’s back at work. The “Miami Vice” style icon still has that great hair, but we can live without the facial fuzz. Don’s in character here filming a movie “Born to be a Star” with Christina Ricci in which he plays a porn movie director. That explains the spotty attire. He’s kind of following in Burt Reynold’s career footsteps.

Monday, May 11, 2009