Janet Charlton's

HOLLYWOOD

This actress was once considered one of America’s sweethearts with her classic California blonde looks  – along with an impressive career.  The years haven’t been so kind and her beauty started fading, along with the quality of her work.  After a very dark period, she seemed to get her life back together, embracing sobriety and focused on a Hollywood comeback.  Sadly, she just fell off the wagon with both booze and pills.  She was recently filming a project,  but the director had to halt the production because she was higher than a kite. She started going off script – babbling about her lesbian fantasies and sexual proclivities -despite the fact that  she was SUPPOSED to talk about a beauty product she was getting paid to endorse…

GUESS WHO!!

Our gal’s weight has gone up and down like an elevator, but lately she’s as fit as a fiddle. She’s frequently seen carrying an aluminum beverage flask telling anyone who will listen that she likes to “stay hydrated.”  It so happens she’s not as worried about being hydrated as she is about looking thin.  The beverage flask is rarely filed with just water and usually contains what she calls a “poop tea”.  The herbal tea is specially blended by her nutritionist to help her shed water weight and also induce bowel movements.  She relies on this diet secret far too often, and some closest to her are worried she’s screwing up her digestive system by overusing the special tea.  Here’s a big clue… she was recently photographed at a hoity toity event dressed to the nines and schlepping the flask.

Their divorce was hardly the definition of amicable, but time heals all wounds, and they are now civil.   But buckle up kiddos, it’s going to get bumpy.  Our guy was seemingly decent during the divorce, giving our gal a lump sum settlement and she was fine with that.   Until now.  The reason?  She just found out that he is about to inherit a FORTUNE from a long-ago deceased relative whose estate was trapped in probate for ages.  The legal battles are close to being resolved, and our guy will instantly be worth MILLIONS – of course, now she wants a chunk of that windfall.  Here are your clues –  he’s a former A- list now B- list movie actor, and she is a C list TV personality.

GUESS WHO!!

Sure,  she’s been in a few hit TV shows, and starred in some so-so movies, but if you read the publicity surrounding her, one would likely assume she’s the biggest star in the world.  She somehow snags invites at the MOST desirable events, and if there’s a coveted red carpet she’s THERE.  Granted, she’s cute and has some talent, but that’s not what boosted her popularity.  She’s been having an affair with a VERY powerful and wealthy Hollywood insider, and that’s why she’s suddenly being promoted as the hottest thing out there.