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NEW HAIRCUT IS WORKING FOR THE WEEKND

We’ve always liked dreadlocks and wished we could have some of our own, but we just hated looking at The Weeknd’s clumpy dreads (especially in back.) We knew they were clean, but they still reminded us of homeless people. Cute guy- nasty hair. FINALLY he’s come to his senses, and the style challenged Canadian has apparently chopped the dreadful dreads OFF in celebration of his new album. He has a whole new look! So far we only have this album photo, but we can hardly wait to see him in a paparazzi photo with his girlfriend Bella Hadid.

Thursday, September 22, 2016

WE HOPE JENNIFER ANISTON WILL BE ABLE TO LAUGH ABOUT THIS SOME DAY

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You have to admit the cover of the New York Post is totally funny, BUT we want to remind you, not truthful. We are here to tell you for the umpteenth time that JENNIFER BROKE UP WITH BRAD before he started filming Mr & Mrs Smith with Angelina. Yes, he was heartbroken as he started the movie – he and Jen were discussing when and how to announce the divorce. The divorce was filed BEFORE Brad started up with Angelina. He did not cheat on Jennifer and she never wanted him back. It was Jennifer’s decision to break up. THAT is the unglamorous TRUTH! We do feel awfully sorry for Jennifer, who has never been vindictive, and must be bombarded by reporters. She should leave the country fast.

Wednesday, September 21, 2016

BOY GEORGE TO KELLY OSBOURNE: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO LOOK LIKE ME?

Looks like Kelly Osbourne is still into looking like a female version of 80’s icon Boy George – except HE wears more make-up. George is probably flattered – he’s currently on a world tour with Culture Club so he’s earning money again. Kelly may have left Fashion Police, but she’s still involved in fashion, having just taken part in New York’s Fashion Week where she tweeted comments about her favorite shows. She took her little dog everywhere as usual. Boyfriends come and go, but dog love is forever.

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Wednesday, September 21, 2016

SERENA WILLIAMS MAKES HER FRIENDS LOOK LIKE PENCIL-NECKS

Now HERE is a woman that Italian playboys might be afraid to mess with. Tennis pro Serena Williams is in Milan having lunch with some girlfriends and she sure looks imposing. And maybe intimidating! She’s not happy about her latest tennis performances – she says her injuries kept her from doing her best. But you’d never guess it by looking at her….

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Tuesday, September 20, 2016

BRAD AND ANGELINA SPLIT: IS SHILOH ONE OF THE REASONS?

Hollywood woke up with a JOLT this morning and it wasn’t an earthquake – it was the news that Angelina Jolie had filed for divorce! Unthinkable! Until, that is, you stop to consider that they HAVE been together for 12 years (married for two) and that’s quite a chunk of time for the biggest stars in the world. No, we don’t believe Brad cheated with his costar Marion Cotillard like some tabloid claims. But yes, it’s quite likely he started smoking weed again and he does enjoy having a drink or two. Smoking too much weed and languishing on the couch was the reason Jennifer Aniston got bored and divorced him. Yes, SHE DIVORCED HIM! Angie claims the split is for the sake of the kids and yes, she and Brad have different ideas about raising them. Brad is a decent Midwestern boy who expects his kids to behave. Angelina grew up wild and she’s more casual. And of course Shiloh can be a point of contention. Angie is much more open to her tomboy daughter transitioning, while Brad has a wait and see attitude. Now Brad has the honor of being divorced by the two most popular women in Hollywood!

Above, Angie and kids (Shiloh far left) at the airport, as usual

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Tuesday, September 20, 2016

ROCCO: ANOTHER REASON TO STAY IN THE UK!

Not only does Madonna’s son Rocco Ritchie prefer living in London with his dad Guy Ritchie, but he likes the social life there too. Rocco and a bunch of friends got together after school and his buddy Brooklyn Beckham was one of the teens. More important was the really pretty GIRL with Rocco. (Above she’s wearing a white jacket, and that’s Brooklyn, now single, in the yellow jacket with Rocco in between) When the group split up, Rocco and his potential girlfriend walked off together.

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Monday, September 19, 2016

THE SCIENTOLOGY CELEBRITY LIST IS SHRINKING! BYE-BYE JASON LEE!

The list of celebrities who continue to be involved in Scientology keeps getting smaller and SMALLER. Surely the most prominent Scientologists, Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Kirstie Alley, must be getting just a LITTLE nervous about now. After they leave the “church,” most celebs wait for a little time to pass before they start speaking out against the organization. They’re fearful of character assassination and being “disconnected” from relatives and friends still into Scientology. Jason Lee, the latest to defect, moved his family from LA to Texas, far from Scientology’s reach. His first wife claims the church broke them up because she wouldn’t immerse herself in Scientology. Jason didn’t want a repeat of THAT. The “My Name is Earl” star is more interested in photography these days than acting. Lucky for him, because his agent is still a Scientologist!

Monday, September 19, 2016

PRYANKA CHOPRA: BEST DRESSED AT THE EMMYS

Wow. We didn’t realize the Indian actress (and former Miss World) Pryanka Chopra is one of the highest paid actresses in the world. The Quantico star was a KNOCKOUT on the red carpet. Now THAT is an evening gown! Perfectly fitted, dazzling color, with yards and yards of filmy fabric. (A note to the Kardashians: MORE fabric is more glamorous than LESS!) She looks spectacular.

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Sunday, September 18, 2016

LATOYA JACKSON IS SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE

LaToya Jackson, 60, is dressed to kill at a Beverly Hills fundraiser aimed at educating and preventing kids from getting involved in alcohol and drugs. She’s single again – LaToya called off her engagement to her business partner Jeffre Phillips in February. We haven’t seen them together since then, but LaToya says they’re still friends. Her sister Janet will be making LaToya an Aunt again very soon…

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Sunday, September 18, 2016

WORST DRESSED THIS WEEK: KIM KARDASHIAN

Since she married her “designer” husband Kanye West, Kim Kardashian’s taste level has gone downhill even faster. With Kanye’s blessing, and probably his direction- (he likes women to look like blow-up sex dolls) Kim and Kanye walked out of their Miami hotel looking like THIS. He’s relaxed in white cotton sweats and sneakers, and she is trussed up in a sheer black corset, a mane of fake hair, and little else. (How terrifying must the rear view be?)

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Saturday, September 17, 2016