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ROD STEWART IS FEELING SHORT

Rod Stewart can’t help but laugh at the height difference between him and his 17 year old son Alastair. Actually, Rod is a perfectly acceptable 5’10,” so Alastair must be quite tall. Obviously Alastair got his height from his mom, Rod’s model wife Penny Lancaster, who is 6 feet tall. Most of Rod’s kids (he has 8 – with 5 different women) are taller than him because most of his ex-wives and girlfriends happen to be models. Alastair already has a modeling career of his own in progress…

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Height Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA Rod Stewart Son
Monday, November 28, 2022
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KANYE WEST GIRLFRIEND WEARS BALENCIAGA TO FLEA MARKET

While Kanye West was at Mar-a-Lago surprising Donald Trump with his white supremacist friend, his latest girlfriend Juliana Nalu shopped at the Melrose Trading Post flea market in West Hollywood. From top to toe, the Brazilian model is a dead ringer for Kim Kardashian’s style. Long black hair parted in the middle, skintight bodysuit, and Balenciaga big rubber croc boots ($900) Wonder how Kim feels when she sees Kanye’s female friends looking exactly like HER- is she flattered …or creeped out?

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Girlfriend Juliana Nalu Kanye West Kim Kardashian Lookalike
Sunday, November 27, 2022
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MARISA TOMEI: RICH PEOPLES PROBLEMS

Marisa Tomei is extremely popular these days- especially in her fancy eleven unit West Hollywood condominium building. The HOA is FIERCELY divided as they are about to approve a major renovation for the building. Older residents (five units) of the building want to refurbish the charm and character of the building, but the other half (newer owners) want to update everything and spare no expense. They are equally divided and the decision will rest with Marisa, because she’s the ONLY one who has not committed one way or the other. Pressure! Neighbors are trying to woo her over to their respective sides with baked goodies, flowers, and flattering notes.

Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA Marisa Tomei on Don’t Worry Darling red carpet in Venice

Condo HOA Marisa Tomei Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA Vote
Sunday, November 27, 2022
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CHER: WILL SHE OR WON’T SHE?

What is Cher doing today? She is NOT a fan of Thanksgiving. Not sure if she’s celebrating this year with her new boyfriend Alexander “AE” Edwards, but in past years she has avoided the holiday. Besides being a strict vegetarian, Cher thinks Thanksgiving celebrates the criminal genocide of Native Americans. “We stole their land and gave them blankets laced with smallpox!” she once wrote on social media. Ironic, because Cher has a lot to be grateful for…

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Cher Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA Thanksgiving
Thursday, November 24, 2022
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MEL B THINKS SHE FINALLY FOUND THE RIGHT MAN

Melanie “Scary Spice” Brown, 47, is taking a chance on love once again. She’s wearing an engagement ring from her boyfriend of three years, UK hairdresser Rory McPhee, 36. This will be her 3rd marriage – her last one to Stephen Belafonte (fake name) was a disaster. His birth name was Stephen Stansbury and he was described as a con man. He had a criminal record and a history of abusing women. Divorcing him in 2019 cost Mel B a LOT of money. Last year, Melanie worked as a judge on The Masked singer: Australia and Rory was the hairdresser on the show. The rest is history.

 

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Engaged Hairdresser Mel B Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA
Wednesday, November 23, 2022
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HARRISON FORD TURNS BACK TIME

The Hollywood Reporter calmly announced that 80 year old Harrison Ford has been “de-aged” in his upcoming Indiana Jones sequel and will appear as a 40 year old fighting Nazis in the 1940’s, in the beginning of the film! Director James Mangold created the illusion using old footage as well as the actor’s original jacket. Even Ford is amazed by the result- he says “It’s spooky, but it works.” As this de-aging technology evolves, (and it WILL) we wonder how it will affect Hollywood in the future. Will popular movie actors like Tom Cruise or Chris Hemsworth have MUCH longer careers if they continue to look young? Will sexy female stars have a later expiration date?

De-aging Harrison Ford Indiana Jones 5
Tuesday, November 22, 2022
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MADONNA: DITCH THE FUR!

Bad idea. Madonna posted a series of sexy photos of herself in heels and what appears to be a real fur coat, captioned “In the Mood for Love” while the Miles Davis song of the same name played. And you know she MEANS it, because she brought out the fishnets. Even her most devoted fans are irate because she is squirming and caressing this fur coat, implying that she has no regard for animals. Fur coats are no longer sexy. Or acceptable. (And it might be a good idea to stop bleaching the eyebrows…)

 

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Fur Madonna
Tuesday, November 22, 2022
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OSCAR DE LA JOYA’S GIRLFRIEND GETS MORE ATTENTION THAN HE DOES

Boxer Oscar de la Joya, 49, looks pleased as punch on the way to dinner at Catch Steak with his girlfriend, former sportscaster Holly Sonders. (She calls him her “American icon”) Her skimpy outfit causes heads to turn, but we’re thinking it makes Oscar feel MUY MACHO. Holly, 35, has her own version of an OnlyFans website where fans can pay to see her nude pin-up photos. Oscar hasn’t been in the ring since he was hospitalized with Covid last September – it left him with breathing problems. Since he admits to being a cross-dresser, (like Madonna, he loves fishnets) we can’t help but wonder if Oscar borrows from her sexy wardrobe sometimes…

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Cross Dresser Girlfriend Holly Sonders Oscar de la Hoya Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA
Monday, November 21, 2022
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BEBE REXHA: TRYING WAY TOO HARD

As much as we LOVE the color red, we have to vote Bebe Rexha Worst Dressed on the American Music Awards red carpet. Bebe has been at war with couture designers – she complained that top designers would not create dresses for her because at size 8, she is just too large. For the AMA’s she went to a non-judgmental Chinese designer who gave her everything she wanted in one dress. Too much, in fact. She looks desperate for attention with those huge puff shoulders, ruffles everywhere, and a long train, topped off by deep cleavage. A little less fluff and a little more rock n’ roll would have suited the occasion better.

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American Music Awards Bebe Rexha Photo Credit: BACKGRID-USA Worst Dressed
Monday, November 21, 2022
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HOLLYWOOD WHODUNIT

 

 

 

This A-list celeb likes to consider himself a renaissance man with various trendy projects in everything from food to fashion. Recently he’s been experimenting with modern art, and doesn’t hesitate to call himself an artist – but this is hardly paint by numbers! He’s attractive, so he pulls a lot of women, and once he’s comfortable, he asks them to grow their pubic hair so that he can wax it for them. (Yes, he’s THAT attractive) He happens to have all the accoutrements of a fancy salon and only uses a special type of hard wax so he can save the hair covered remnants in plexiglass boxes. He considers it pop art and loves to show off his creations – or would you call them TROPHIES…GUESS WHO!!!!

Hollywood Whodunit
Sunday, November 20, 2022
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