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Nicole Richie is terrified of childbirth. The closer she gets to her delivery date the more her anxiety she’s building up. She’s afraid of the pain and obsessing over all the bad things that might happen. To get a grip on herself she’s being treated by the same hypnotist who’s helped her in the past to give up smoking. This specialist has worked with a lot of Hollywood clients who need to deal with dieting or with assorted addictions, including drugs. He’s helping Nicole to relax and stay calm and think positive thoughts as the big day approaches.
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No one can understand her; she can’t understand herself…..fuggedaboutit.
Why would she be afraid of the pain? All Hollywood stars are given anesthetics and a caesarian. She is Too posh to push and wants to preserve the tight punanny for Good Charlotte.
That’s quite all right, but be sure you won’t give your man a “close” look!!
9:11pm is correct.
nothing to worry about, just a little cut ( no labor) and then Miss Ritchie will be prescribed lots of lovely drugs.
yes think and i mean think ++ thoughts .
I’m pretty sure that so many of these celebs have c-sections because they have one “virus” or another that would be passed to the baby in the birth canal
Who’s she kidding, she’ll be drugged and C sectioned. Then given lovely meds for the rest of her life and she’ll be a happy stoned ass mom.
She is the worst person to have a baby, she’ll be drinking, smoking and snorting on the way home from the hospital. Nanny here comes the newborn.
She’s afraid of childbirth because the baby might be black.
THE BABY WILL FALL OUT OF THAT GRAND CANYON! SHE PROBABLY HAS TO PUSH IT BACK IN EVERYDAY.
she better take her dildos out first.
Nicole never thinks anything through, she just goes with the flow. A good bet she didn’t mean to get knocked up and a good bet that Joel Madden feels trapped.
I wish her, the baby and Joel all the best,
HOLLY, 1:21 AM: After reading yours, I am laughing so hard, I can’t type. Maybe later. Hilarious!!! and second the motion
I can’t believe all the venemous, racist comments posted on this blog. Of course Miss Ritchie is scared; childbirth is a scary prospect and it’s painful! Few women go into it planning on c-sections. And for all you nasty guys out there – why don’t you try squeezing a 7-pound kid through your dicks and **then** come back with your disgusting comments.
My best wishes to Miss Ritchie, Mr. Madden and their child.
Still can’t type. Too tickled.
Maybe she should grow up and be a big girl. After all she’s about to become a parent. Quit acting like a kid! These brats always need someone to hold their hand through every phase of their lives.
Diet are painful but to make a life change for life is better and just be happy and take good care of yourself.
Child Birth is pain but look what you get out of it and if it was up to me…I Would have 4 more children easy. Pain is Pain and it really is no big deal. But hope your okay and hope your going to have more in the future.? Don’t be a one trick pony parent?