Cher was perplexed, not insulted, recently when she was shopping in Harrods with her assistant and someone mistook her for another singer – Pete Burns. (She was in London promoting Burlesque) Pete, as our readers know, was lead singer of the 80’s pop band Dead or Alive (“You Spin Me Round”) but since then has become addicted to plastic surgery. When she was mistaken for Pete, Cher laughingly turned to her assistant and said “Who IS this guy? Is he famous? It’s happening a lot.” Presumably by now she has figured out who Pete is, and is no longer laughing.
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Oh lord. My brain keeps blinking, as if it thinks it’s misinterpreting what I’m seeing. Cher was clearly his prototype, but turning Cher into Cher on steroids was not a wise decision. The real Cher’s face says it all..
Lisa Rinna was overheard to remark about Pete’s lips: “Oh My God! They look like a suppurated anus!”—with no apparent irony.
HAHA.
He looks more like Kat Von D to me. I seriously thought that’s who it was at first glance. Too funny!!
Good grief. He barely looks human never mind a caricature of Cher. Looks like someone spun him around until the G-forces pulled his face beyond recognition.
i thought that guy got his lips fixed!! He just looks such a mess and he was a good looking guy to begin with.
There is a resemblance, but it’s easy to tell them apart. Thankfully Cher’s lips are not quite so inflated,yet.
It looks like he’s wearing a rubber mask. It must take him hours.
I must add, his hat is fabulous.
I agree it is a nice hat. Pete is a major league cocksucker and will end up like Pete Allen and a chorus of other fags…..dead of AIDS.
The primary mode of HIV infection worldwide is through sexual contact between members of the opposite sex.
Worldwide that may be true but is skewed by prostitute transmitted sex in India and Africa. Pete and his ilk are the primary method of transmitting it in the West.
It’s split down the middle in the West with roughly half of new infections occurring on each side of the sexual persuasion aisle. The initial spread of the disease began with heterosexuals, who spread it to bisexuals, who in turn spread it to homosexuals.
What so fun and funny is white men would date both of those scary creatures
He is grotesque, she is not far behind.
Nope…not even close unless you cound tranny’s as women for hetro purposes. Pete no doubt has contributed and continues to contribute to the epidemic.
Splitting STD hairs is an off topic exercise in futility. What matters regardless of orientation is choosing a partner wisely and taking appropriate precautions if you value your health and life.
just cycling is impossible for him……..
I could hold him up by his legs and he could vacuum my house in 5 minutes.